Oh, honey, strap in-the Trump boys are at it again! 🎢✨ American Bitcoin, the brainchild of Eric and Don Jr. (yes, those Trumps), is going public in September. Because what’s more 2024 than a Trump-backed crypto venture? 🤷♀️ Merging with Gryphon Digital Mining, these two are basically the dynamic duo of *“let’s make crypto great again.”* 🦅💼 And get this: they’re hoarding 98% of the new company with their buddy Hut 8. Talk about a family business! 👨👩👧👦
Trading on Nasdaq under the ticker ABTC? Sure, Jan. 📈 But the real kicker? They’re eyeing Asia for their crypto expansion. Because, you know, nothing says *“global domination”* like buying up assets halfway across the world. 🌏💸 Meanwhile, the rest of us are still trying to figure out if we should buy Bitcoin or just stick to collecting loose change in our couch cushions. 🛋️🪙
So, here’s the tea: the Trump family’s crypto footprint is growing faster than their dad’s Twitter-I mean, Truth Social-following. 📱✨ Will it crash and burn? Will it make them richer than they already are? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure: this is going to be *messy.* 🍿🤡
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2025-08-28 10:54