Trump Tariffs: Hassett’s Hilarious Confidence in Overturning Court Ruling!
Well, folks, gather ’round! White House Adviser Kevin Hassett has just dropped a bombshell on us! 💣 He’s strutting around like a peacock, claiming that the Federal Court’s ruling against the Trump tariffs is about as solid as a house of cards in a windstorm! 🌪️
According to our buddy Hassett, the court’s decision is just a little overreach by the big guy in the Oval Office. You know, the one with the hair that defies gravity! 🦅 He’s convinced that once the Trump administration files an appeal, the court will do a complete 180 and say, “Oops! Our bad!”
During a riveting interview on Fox Business—where the drama is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal—Hassett waved his magic wand and dismissed the court’s ruling like it was yesterday’s leftovers. 🍕 He confidently declared that the US government is going to win this appeal faster than you can say “Make America Great Again!”
Now, let’s not forget that the US Trade Court had the audacity to rule that the Trump tariffs were a bit too much, even for the president’s taste, citing the International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA). Sounds fancy, right? Like a law that could only be written by someone wearing a powdered wig! 🎩
But wait, there’s more! Hassett also revealed that trade negotiations are going swimmingly—like a fish in a barrel! 🐟 He claims they’re on the verge of finalizing not one, not two, but THREE trade deals! Can you believe it? It’s like a three-for-one sale at your favorite store, but instead of shoes, it’s trade deals! 🛍️
So, folks, keep your popcorn ready! This saga is just getting started, and who knows what kind of plot twists are coming next? 🍿
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2025-05-29 17:08