So, most meme coins are taking a nap in the crypto slumber party, but guess who’s throwing a wild keg party? 🏖️ Donald Trump and Melania’s tokens are up double digits like they’re at a Black Friday sale. Who knew the First Couple’s true power lies in blockchain?
Combined market cap? Less than $1.5 billion. But hey, “just getting started” sounds like a pyramid scheme in disguise. 🤷♂️
TRUMP and MELANIA: The Real Housewives of HODLing 🏖️
TRUMP briefly hit $8-because why not?-but quickly retreated to $6.96, a 10% daily gain. CoinGecko, your data says it’s a rally, but my cat says it’s a scam. 🐱
MELANIA? Oh, she’s the real queen. 💸 Up 25% to $0.12, flirting with a two-week high. If Melania can outperform this, I’ll eat my wig. 🤡
Why? Maybe the US-China trade talks? Because nothing says “stability” like two leaders meeting over tea and tariffs. 🚀 Or maybe it’s just crypto’s version of a TikTok dance challenge.
Will This End Like a Trump Tower Construction Site? 🛠️
Remember when these tokens were worth $10 billion? Now they’re down to $1.3B and $100M. But hey, Captain Faibik says TRUMP will hit $11. Because why not aim for the moon when you can just crash land? 🌕
MrsBeast DeFi (yes, that’s a username) predicts a 10x rally for MELANIA. Because nothing screams “I know crypto” like a username that’s basically a YouTube clickbait title. 🚀
Bottom line: Crypto’s a rollercoaster. Buckle up, or you’ll end up like 2022’s NFTs-trapped in a time capsule. 🧨
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