Oh, dear friends, what peculiar madness has befallen us! *laughs hysterically* I must confess, like a man possessed by the demons of speculation, that I’ve witnessed our beloved Avalanche [AVAX] perform the most extraordinary dance of resurrection! 🎭
Indeed, in a world where we’re all prisoners of our own greed, AVAX has managed to break free from its chains, ascending by a whopping 16% – a feat that would make even Raskolnikov question his moral principles! The irony, my dear readers, the sweet irony! 😏

But ah! What grotesque comedy plays before our eyes! While we celebrate this momentary triumph, the Total Value Locked continues its descent into the abyss, like a fallen aristocrat tumbling down the social ladder! From the grand heights of $1.5 billion to the humble depths of $1.1 billion – oh, how the mighty have fallen! 😱
Yet, like the eternal Russian soul, hope springs eternal in the crypto market! The investors, those poor, tortured souls, continue to throw their fortunes into this digital abyss, believing, perhaps madly, in a glorious breakthrough. Are we not all mad here, my friends? Are we not all prisoners of this divine comedy called cryptocurrency? 🤪
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