Tina Fey Tackles the Bitcoin Boom: Is It a Smart Move or a Corporate Hail Mary? 🤷‍♀️💰

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In its Q3 2025 market outlook, Blockware described the trend as the early stages of a long-term shift, noting that Bitcoin treasury adoption is becoming a strategic bridge between equity markets and crypto exposure. So far this year, the number of public companies holding BTC has more than doubled, rising by 120%. 🚀

“Companies in dying sectors often recognize the simplicity and returns of Bitcoin exposure more easily than those tied up in high-risk operations.” It’s like they’re saying, “Hey, if we can’t make it in our own industry, let’s just buy some crypto and hope for the best!” 🤷‍♀️

Still, not everyone is convinced this wave of adoption will end well. Glassnode’s James Check warned that the window for easy gains may be closing, suggesting the Bitcoin treasury play might not have the long-term upside many expect. Similar caution came from Breed VC, which warned that many firms chasing BTC exposure could enter a “death spiral” if trading prices fall near or below their net asset value. It’s like they’re all betting on a horse that might not even make it to the finish line. 🏇

Despite the risks, the numbers are growing. Bitwise reports that corporate BTC holdings surged by over 159,000 BTC in Q2 alone, and sentiment from traders like Saint Pump suggests these treasury-heavy companies may play a pivotal role in future market cycles—particularly when pressure builds during the next downturn. It’s like they’re all gearing up for the crypto apocalypse. 🌪️

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2025-07-13 19:25