This Bitcoin Tweet Will Make You Question Reality (And Your Investment Strategy)

Meet Michael Saylor, the man, the myth, the guy who decided that Bitcoin isn’t just a digital currency—it’s basically a cosmic force of nature that’s now “fully torqued.” Yes, you read that right. He’s out there claiming his strategy is as tight as a tax haven, and that Bitcoin is the engine powering global financial chaos — or success, depending on your perspective. 🎩💸

He managed to craft an infographic so compelling that it makes even the most hardened gold bugs reconsider their life choices. Apparently, Bitcoin has outperformed the tech giants, gold, and even itself—because, why not? It’s like the universe decided to play a cruel joke by letting Bitcoin grow faster than your neighbor’s bizarre pet theories. ✨📈

“Strategy is fully torqued Bitcoin”

According to this masterpiece of graphical wizardry, Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy—because who doesn’t love a good rebrand?) has outshone Tesla, Meta, Nvidia, and Microsoft over the past year. That’s right, in a world where tech giants are supposed to be invincible, Strategy is moonwalking past them with the grace of a caffeinated alpaca.

In case you thought that was impressive, get this: Strategy’s value has doubled Tesla’s gains—coming in at 126% versus 66%. Meanwhile, Bitcoin itself has managed a respectable 48%, followed by Meta with 41%, and gold, the longstanding “safe” haven, at a measly 39%. Because who needs safety when you can have the thrill of watching your assets surge like a rollercoaster designed by a slightly unhinged engineer? 🎢🔑

And just to rub it in, the infographic cheekily lists Invidia, Amazon, and others trailing behind, with Invidia limping in at a modest 17%. It’s like a digital race where no one realizes the race has already ended, and Bitcoin is the winner—probably while sipping a martini and contemplating the future of humanity.

In essence, Saylor’s latest tweet proves that if you believe enough in Bitcoin, you too can feel like a tech-genius superhero—cape not included—floating high above the chaos, proudly proclaiming that your strategy is “fully torqued.” Meanwhile, the universe chuckles in the background, probably planning its next cosmic joke. 🚀🌌

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