The Wild Truth: Did Trump’s Truth Social Really Dare to Launch a Meme Coin? The Answer Will Shock You!

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Darlings, gather round: the drawing rooms have been abuzz with what can only be described as the latest society scandal—rumours that Truth Social, Donald Trump’s digital debutante, is about to toss its hat (or perhaps its toupee) into the meme coin ring. 🍾🐕‍🦺

But, as with all good farces, the principal players have swept in to douse this feverish speculation with a most definitive “Absolutely not, darling.”

No Coins, Only Coyness: Truth Social Meme Coin Rumours Thoroughly Debunked

The curtain rose on this drama when Ran Neuner, crypto’s answer to Noel Coward meets Del Boy, blurted out on X (previously Twitter, for those keeping a ledger) that the Truth Social meme coin was on the brink of making society headlines.

“Truth Social Memecoin launching in the next 72 hours. Seems like a similar gang to the $TRUMP team. Keep your eyes and ears peeled,” Neuner declared. (Clearly, someone was mainlining excitement with their morning espresso.)

This melodramatic pronouncement sent meme coin traders and Trump-coin buffs into a tizzy, as visions of yet another digital gold rush danced through their heads. The kind of fevered speculation one usually associates with tulips, soufflés, or a new Mar-a-Lago bathroom fixture.

Not to be outdone in the farce, the usual suspects—Trump, his associates, and Truth Social itself—were swift with their retorts, brandishing denial like a well-placed quip at a Chelsea soirée.

Like Cockroaches, Impossible to Fully Dispatch

Yet, as every good society observer knows, confusion is slipperier than a politician’s promise. The tag “$DJT” in Truth Social’s X handle sent conspiracy theorists into raptures.

“Why do they have $DJT in their name?” queried one wag, perhaps between sips of sherry.

To clarify, $DJT isn’t a crypto token—it’s the ticker symbol for Trump’s media empire. One can hardly blame the crowd for mixing up a stock and a stonk in these times, but it’s rather like mistaking a housekeeper for a duchess—awkward, if not entirely unprecedented.

To fan the flames, whispers swirled earlier in the year about Truth Social’s plans for a cryptocurrency to “liven up the place,” as one might install a new chandelier—or at least a digital wallet.

CEO Devin Nunes, with all the wit of a Parliamentary debate, mused about internal economies and rewards programs. No timelines. No formal declarations. Just enough to fuel polite drawing-room snickers.

“As part of a rewards program, we’re exploring the introduction of a utility token within a Truth digital wallet,” penned Nunes, presumably with a flourish and a quill.

But all dramatic asides dismissed, the answer, dear reader, is a simple “No.” No meme coin. No crypto caper. Not a single gilded NFT lurking in the drawing room. (Yet.)

Still, if you’re seeking drama and speculation, meme coins may disappoint you, but the Trump show never will. 💼🎩🚬

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2025-05-13 11:49