Tesla Did a Vanishing Act: $150B Lost After Musk’s Trump Tiff! 😂🚗

Well, folks, if you thought your wallet was feeling the pinch, Tesla just decided to play hide and seek with over $150 billion—poof! Gone, vanished into the ether, all because Elon Musk and President Trump decided to have a saloon brawl in public. Shares tumbled a hefty 21% since late May; apparently, the market doesn’t appreciate a good political soap opera. It’s like watching a bunch of bulls in a china shop, except these bulls wield billions and wear fancy SpaceX hats.

It all started when Musk, not one to bite his tongue, called Trump’s $2.4 trillion spending bill a “disgusting abomination”—and he wasn’t joking. No EV tax credits, no mercy. Elon threw in a little cheerleader cheer: “Bankrupting America is NOT ok!” and urged everyone to call their Senators and scream like a banshee, claiming “KILL the BILL.” Who knew politics could be so dramatic? 🎭

Call your Senator,
Call your Congressman,
Bankrupting America is NOT ok!
KILL the BILL
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 4, 2025

Things got spicy when Musk decided to bolt from Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (Doge—wait, no, not dogs—GE?), and Trump, never one to take a nap without stirring the pot, threatened to yank Musk’s subsidies faster than a cat attacking a laser pointer. Musk, ever the gentleman, shot back that, yes, indeed, he never saw the bill until it was passed. Disgusting pork? Check. Delicious pork? Maybe. 🥓

Adding salt to the wound, Musk also threw shade at Trump’s cryptocurrency stance, calling out Bitcoin and all that digital fairy dust. If you thought tech CEOs just sat around in their pajamas, Musk’s busy arguing about crypto at the family dinner table. Now, with Tesla’s stock shivering down more than 14%, it’s clear that the feud might just be the biggest reality TV show of the year.

Meanwhile, Trump, not one to miss an opportunity, sneered that Musk “misses the Oval Office”—because nothing says ‘I mean business’ like a tweet war. And to top it all off, Musk threw in that without his generous $250 million donation, Trump might’ve been knocking on the presidential door for real. Talk about a symbiotic relationship. 🤹‍♂️

Tesla stock plummeting amid political drama

As the dust settles, analysts whisper that perhaps all this fuss is just the market’s way of whining about regulation—not EV credits. But the truth is, everyone’s feeling a bit queasy about the future, and Tesla’s global sales are slipping like soap in a bathtub. SpaceX, X, Neuralink—all looking a little tired, and Trump’s own media venture Truth Social? Down more than 41%, proving that even the biggest political circus isn’t immune to a little financial reality check.

In the end, this political tiff is like a bad family dinner—full of contention, sarcasm, and the knowledge that somewhere along the line, everyone’s losing their patience, including the investors watching from the sidelines. Buckle up, folks. It’s going to be a bumpy ride, and nobody’s quite sure if the road leads to riches or just more chaos. 🚀😂

2025-06-06 07:53

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