tag and not repeated in the body. Add emojis in the title and throughout the text where fitting.Make sure the humor is consistent, with a sarcastic tone, poking fun at the company’s pivot and investor reactions. Use metaphors and similes typical of Pratchett, like comparing the pivot to a “tech-themed game of Jenga.”Finally, wrap up with a conclusion that reflects the uncertainty but with a humorous twist, like “the only thing being mined here is confusion.”Let me start rewriting each section with these elements in mind, ensuring all requirements are met. End of Thought (16.40s) Bitfarms’ Great Bitcoin Exit: A 19% Plunge Into the Land of AI Dreams 🚀💸

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Ensure the clickbait title is in the tag and not repeated in the body. Add emojis in the title and throughout the text where fitting.Make sure the humor is consistent, with a sarcastic tone, poking fun at the company’s pivot and investor reactions. Use metaphors and similes typical of Pratchett, like comparing the pivot to a “tech-themed game of Jenga.”Finally, wrap up with a conclusion that reflects the uncertainty but with a humorous twist, like “the only thing being mined here is confusion.”Let me start rewriting each section with these elements in mind, ensuring all requirements are met. End of Thought (16.40s) <title>Bitfarms’ Great <a href="https://zarusd.com/btc-usd/">Bitcoin</a> Exit: A 19% Plunge Into the Land of AI Dreams 🚀💸

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First, the title. The original is “Bitfarms Stock Falls 19% After Weak Q3 and AI Pivot Plan”. Needs to be catchy and clickbaity. Maybe something like “Bitfarms’ Great Bitcoin Exit: A 19% Plunge Into the Land of AI Dreams 🚀💸”. Check character count. Let me count: “Bitfarms’ Great Bitcoin Exit: A 19% Plunge Into the Land of AI Dreams 🚀💸” – that’s 99 characters. Perfect.

Now, the HTML structure. The original has a title tag, then the body with various sections. Need to convert all parts into Terry Pratchett’s style. Use humor and sarcasm. Maybe start with “Ah, the eternal dance of finance and folly!” or something similar.

Key points to cover: the stock drop, the Q3 results missing expectations, the pivot to AI and HPC, investor skepticism, liquidity, the CEO’s statements, comparison with other miners, and the conclusion about uncertainty.

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Check for any color styles or tags and remove them. Keep the, <body>Key Highlights (Because Someone Pressed the Panic Button)<ul><li>Bitfarms dropped $69M in Q3-like accidentally flushing a wallet full of crypto-rainbows down the <a href="https://bbg-news.com/brent">toilet</a>. Net loss? $46M. Ouch.</li><li>Bitcoin mining? So last century. They’re pivoting to AI/HPC centers by 2026, because nothing says “solid plan” like betting the farm on tech that doesn’t exist yet. 🤖</li><li>Liquidity? They’ve got $814M! But investors are side-eyeing the 5-year “transition plan” harder than a cat watching a laser pointer. 💸</li></ul>Bitfarms: Where Dreams of Lambos Meet the AbyssBitfarms Ltd., a company that once mined Bitcoin with the fervor of a thousand grandmas at a garage sale, saw its shares drop 19% after announcing it’ll trade ASICs for GPUs. The plot twist? They missed revenue targets by a margin so wide, analysts are now using their reports as coasters. 🍻Earnings Miss: When the Party Crashes Into a WallQ3 revenue? $69M-a 156% YoY jump, but still short of Wall Street’s $85M fantasy. Net loss? $46M, or roughly the budget for three episodes of a Netflix show no one watches. The market’s response? “Thanks, but we’ll take our ball and go home.” 🏐<blockquote>“While others chase Blackwells, we’re building infrastructure for Vera Rubins! Because 2027 is definitely when aliens will need cloud storage.” -Bitfarms, probably</blockquote>Shares tumbled to $2.60, a 51% drop this month. Yet somehow, YTD gains are still 70%! Blame the “hope discount” or the fact that crypto bros haven’t figured out spreadsheets yet. 📉Liquidity: The Only Thing Flowing Faster Than ExcusesWith $814M in liquidity and 1,827 <a href="https://bbg-news.com/btc-usd/">BTC</a> stashed somewhere, Bitfarms claims they’re “fine, totally, maybe?” But mining costs are rising, margins are shrinking, and Bitcoin’s price is stuck in “meh” mode. It’s like running a lemonade stand in a drought. 🍋The Pivot Heard ‘Round the <a href="https://wingcommander.ru/data">Data</a> CentersBy 2027, Bitfarms will be “a North American HPC/AI powerhouse.” Their Washington site? Getting a $128M glow-up to host Nvidia GPUs. CEO Ben Gagnon declared: “This’ll make more money than all our Bitcoin gains combined!” The market’s reply: “Prove it. With interest.” 💼<blockquote>“We’re converting mines to AI clouds! No, really! It’s like turning a toaster into a spaceship. Trust us.” -Bitfarms, probably</blockquote>Bitcoin Miners: The AI-Industrial Complex BeckonsBitfarms is first to ditch mining entirely. Rivals like Cipher and Marathon are dabbling in AI but keeping their ASICs warm. SoftBank and Google are circling like vultures-er, investors-eyeing the carcass… uh, opportunity. 🦅Investor Confidence: A <a href="https://f-zero.ru/deli">Delicate</a> Flower in a HurricaneRed flags? The timeline’s longer than a Tolkien novel. Conversion costs? Unknown. Execution risks? Higher than a kite. And Bitcoin stocks are already “decoupling” from BTC itself. The whole sector’s a dumpster fire with a “For Rent” sign. 🚨Conclusion: The Road to AI is Paved With Crypto DustBitfarms’ 19% plunge isn’t just a stock crash-it’s a existential crisis dressed in spreadsheets. Will their energy assets become AI <a href="https://topgamerz.ru/gold">goldmines</a>? 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