In the grand opera of blockchain, Solana (SOL) has taken to the stage with a performance so preposterous it would make a Victorian melodrama blush. Dave, a Cardano SPO with the dramatic flair of a Shakespearean villain, has unleashed a post on X that has the crypto crowd tittering like debutantes at a scandalous ball.
Critics Accuse Solana of “Victorian Deception” Tactics
Behold, Dave’s grievance: Solana, that paragon of modernity, is allegedly permitting bots to concoct a “fake it till you make it” masquerade. With the subtlety of a punch to the gut, he reveals that a single bot has executed 11 million transactions in 30 days-yet 99.95% of these efforts were as successful as a snowball in a sauna. One might call it a masterclass in futility.
Solana’s low fees have birthed a très faux environment.
A bot’s 11 million transactions, 30 days of toil-yet 99.95% failure. How quaint.
Who cares about failed transactions? They linger like bad perfume… or bad code. 🤡
– Dave (@ItsDave_ADA) September 4, 2025
On Sept. 1, 2025, the blockchain’s ledger bore witness to 658,460 transactions, with a mere 155 (0.024%) succeeding. The remaining 658,310 transactions floundered like a penguin on a trapeze. Dave, with the gravitas of a Victorian moralist, insists Solana’s metrics are a farce, its “transactions per second” a hollow echo of scalability.
Community Splits: Is This a Scandal or a Satire?
A user, perhaps a crypto dilettante, posited that Solana’s cheap fees have birthed a “metrics arms race,” where transactions are exploited like confetti at a revolution. Transaction fees, that sacred cow of crypto, now dance a jig of irrelevance as headlines trumpet Solana’s supposed triumph over Ethereum. 🎭
In June 2024, Justin Bons, founder of Cyber Capital, leapt to Solana’s defense with the zeal of a knight in digital armor. He declared the network’s success metrics “accurate,” a claim as convincing as a used car salesman’s smile. One wonders if the bots, too, will receive a standing ovation. 🤖
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2025-09-04 17:47