Oh, dear, Bitcoin [BTC] has been playing second fiddle to glittering metals like gold and silver-because who needs crypto when you can just hoard shiny rocks? 🌟 The recent silver rally to a record $83 left BTC sulking below $90K like a toddler denied candy. But fret not, darling! Analysts (read: people with spreadsheets and caffeine) say this metallic love affair might finally be cooling down.
Enter Garret Bullish, the White House whale with a name that screams “I’m always right” (because nothing says confidence like naming yourself after a trading strategy). He’s been shouting from the rooftops that silver and gold’s party is over-and crypto’s turn to shine. Well, well, what do we have here? Capital’s already waltzing into crypto while equities trip over themselves. 🕺💃
“At today’s market open, capital has already started rotating into crypto. Even with equities selling off after the open, crypto kept pushing higher.”
Garret added that a Bitcoin short-squeeze might be coming-because nothing says “fun” like a financial term that sounds like a party game. 🎉
Whale Bets Big on Crypto Rebound
For the uninitiated, Garret Bullish isn’t just any whale-he’s the one who made a cool $160 million by shorting BTC before Trump’s China tariff tantrum in October. Rumor has it he’s got insider access to policy moves… or maybe he just reads tea leaves. Either way, he’s swimming in $10 billion and up $70 million on BTC, ETH, and SOL. His ETH position? A jaw-dropping $634 million-almost breakeven at $3K. Impressive, or just mad? 🤷♀️
Remember that October silver/gold correction? BTC rallied 7% like it was at a Black Friday sale. With Garret’s apparent “inside track,” even the most cynical investor might lean in. 🤫
Will Capital Rotation Extend?
Correlation ≠ causation, darling. But let’s be honest, BTC ETFs did get a $458 million love tap in late December, while gold ETFs sulked. So yes, maybe money’s just doing a cheeky little transfer. 🔄
Still, both assets have been losing inflow charm since November. And a week? That’s just enough time to judge a book by its cover-or a market by its morning coffee buzz. At press time, BTC flirted with $89.9K, up 2% in 2026. But watch out for the MSCI delisting drama and the Fed’s mid-January power move. Those two? Total drama queens. 🎭
Final Thoughts
- White House insider thinks crypto’s next big thing-silver and gold can take a backseat. 🦈
- Fed rate drama and MSCI decisions? The real plot twists no one asked for. 🤯
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2026-01-04 01:55