Shocking! Strategy’s $2.46 Billion Bitcoin Bonanza—You Won’t Believe Your Eyes! 😂🚀

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Well, well, well! Look who’s gone and bought $2.46 billion worth of Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕 Funded through its STRC IPO, this marks a doozy of an acquisition for 2025 with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop!

Now, grab your calculators, folks! Each Bitcoin was snagged at a price tag of a whopping $117,256, bumping Strategy’s vault up to a jaw-dropping 628,791 BTC—that’s a cool $46.8 billion if you’re counting coins! Oh, and their average? Just a casual $73,227 per BTC with a sweet 25% yield this year. Who knew numbers could be so entertaining?

The STRC IPO wasn’t just any old shindig—it raked in $2.521 billion, making it the biggest U.S. IPO of the year! 🎉 After cashing in on expenses and underwriting shenanigans, they were left with $2.474 billion to play with. Spoiler alert: most of it dove into the deep end of Bitcoin!

Strategy laid down the law right from the start—any money that came from STRC was heading straight to BTC, no questions asked! This latest splurge breaks their previous records in March and May of $1.92 and $1.34 billion, respectively, solidifying their status as the Tycoon of Bitcoin! 💰💪

Mark your calendars, folks! STRC’s big debut on Nasdaq is just around the corner, expected around July 30. And hold onto your hats—this is the only exchange-listed perpetual preferred security linked right to a Bitcoin treasury, and it’s supposed to pay monthly dividends! What’s next? Monthly pizza day for shareholders? 🍕📈

Earlier this year, they whipped up over $2.3 billion from their STRK, STRF, and STRD offerings—setting the stage for this blockbuster. 🎭

But here’s the punchline: despite the splendiferous news, shares of MicroStrategy—seen as the trusty sidekick to Strategy’s crypto escapades—slipped more than 2% and are trading like a rollercoaster after hours, falling below the $400 mark. Yikes! Someone call the paramedics! 🚑

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2025-07-30 03:40