Semler Scientific’s Hilarious Quest for 10,000 BTC: Can They Pull It Off?

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So, here’s the deal: a big-time company, Semler Scientific, is looking to hire a new Bitcoin Strategy Director. Why? Because apparently, 10,000 BTC by the end of this year sounds like a reasonable goal. I mean, who doesn’t want to pile up digital coins like they’re Pokémon cards? 🎮

The new guy, Joe Burnett, comes from Unchained and Blockware Solutions—so, you know, he’s got the whole Bitcoin thing down. But let’s be honest here, it’s probably just a fancy title for someone who’s going to stare at charts while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕

Now, according to the press release—I mean, who reads those, right?—Semler plans to own 10,000 BTC by year-end, 42,000 by the end of 2026, and a whopping 105,000 by 2027. It’s like they’re playing Monopoly but with real money, and I’m here for it! 🎲

And here’s Burnett, sounding all philosophical: “We’re witnessing the global monetization of Bitcoin as a superior form of money.” Yeah, okay, Joe. Just see if you can pay for your lunch with Bitcoin, and let’s see how superior it feels then. 🍕

He continues, “We are determined to build one of the largest corporate Bitcoin treasuries in the world.” Because obviously, the world needs yet another corporate giant hoarding digital gold like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. And let’s not forget, just last month they dropped $50 million on BTC. That’s right—$50 million! It’s like buying a yacht but, you know, for the blockchain crowd. 🛥️

At this moment, Bitcoin’s worth $104,169. Who knew a little bit of code could be worth so much? Maybe I should start charging my friends for showing them memes. Just think about it—meme currency! 💰

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2025-06-20 21:41