Ah, mes amis, the illustrious US Securities and Exchange Commission-“the guardian” of all that is financial-has taken yet another daring step! Imagine, if you will, a proclamation that certain cryptic endeavors called “liquid staking” are not, I dare say, securities at all! Quelle surprise! One might think they were playing hide and seek with the truth, but no, voilà!
“The divine statement”-as they call it-“affirms that, depending on the mood and the circumstances, these liquid staking antics do not involve the offering and sale of securities,” sayeth the regulator on the illustrious Tuesday. Quite the eloquent way of saying, “We won’t bother you about those now.” Ah, how kindly they behave when the wind blows just so! They refer, of course, to the ancient relics-the Securities Act of 1933 and the Securities Exchange Act of 1934-bless their venerable bones.
“Today’s staff declaration on liquid staking”-a masterstroke of legislative clarity-“marks a splendid advancement in understanding what crypto activities escape our jurisdiction,” trumpeted Chairman Paul Atkins, who must be feeling quite the liberator! 🎩✨
This is but a prelude, an unfolding drama-more chapters shall be added as the story develops. Stay tuned, dear audience, for in the realm of crypto regulation, the plot thickens like a fine sauce. 🍷😉
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2025-08-05 20:38