Scandal! WazirX Hack Victims May Get Only a Slice of Their Money Back—Here’s the Twisted Plot
Ah! Messieurs et Mesdames, imaginez, if you please, our dear WazirX—once the toast of the crypto town, now a tragic hero, lamenting from the ashes of a 2023 hack! Users who watched their riches evaporate like an actor’s promise may soon see some relief—alas, not the whole fortune! Only a modest pile of coins, served on a dramatically undersized platter. 🥺💸
“But, mon Dieu!” you exclaim. “Why the half-hearted recompense? Why this theatrical tease?”
Act I: Enter June 20, Stage Left
Our illustrious company, WazirX, daringly appeared before the discerning Singapore High Court with their initial proposal—to restore mislaid treasures after the swindle of July 2023. The court, with all the flair of a magistrate in a farce, said “Non!” on the 4th of June. Not to be deterred (for their sense of drama has no equal), WazirX returned for an encore on June 6, fluttering new papers and hope.
Now, the curtain rises again: The judge grants them until June 20 to dazzle with a reimagined act! On that fateful day, the court shall decide if WazirX’s latest plot twist is worthy… or fit only for the chorus.
Act II: The Tale of the Shrunken Purse
Word arrives—fresh from the company itself—that WazirX plans a bold new business structure. What cunning! They wish to flee Singapore’s spotlight and take the show to Panama, donning a fresh costume as ‘Zensui!’ The very name rings of reinvention—or perhaps, escape? 😏🌴
While the troupe claims, with their hand to the heavens, to return funds, it is but a portion—a tantalizing teaser. Full reparations? Mais non! One must be content with crumbs after a banquet lost.
Should this plan win the judge’s applause, WazirX will bow, declare bankruptcy, and ask us all to pretend Act One never happened!
But beware, my friends! To accept this meager payout is to sign away the right to future scenes—to forswear further legal complaint. The plot thickens!
Act III: Of Broken Promises and Reinvented Masques
WazirX’s script is not without crossed lines. Rumor whispers of dubious transparency. Once, they sought a Singaporean license, failed, and now slip on a Panamanian mask under new name. Some critics call this “restructuring” a fig leaf, barely concealing the company’s earnest desire to dodge accountability. 🎭🕵️♂️
Think of it: over 4.4 million anxious souls, awaiting the denouement! If the judge on June 20 finds the latest act acceptable, perhaps some coin will trickle back to weary victims. Yet nobody knows—the sum, the script, the timing remain a mystery worthy of Molière himself.
So, dear spectators, until the final curtain, the audience waits, sighs, and hopes this drama yields more than just applause and empty hands.
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2025-06-14 16:37