Saylor’s XRP Fiasco? đŸ˜± Crypto World Explodes! đŸ’„

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Behold XRP‘s garish price pirouette 💃, igniting among finance’s lesser minds a rather vulgar dispute: might Strategy’s Michal Saylor—that Bitcoin-stuffed owl 🩉—have improved his fortunes by embracing Ripple‘s neon token instead?

Had our coin-collecting protagonist sunk his treasury into XRP rather than that dowager of cryptocurrencies, Hamilton (late of RippleX, naturally) calculates the hoard would now bulge with nearly twice its current heft. What delicious arithmetic!

Saylor’s hypothetical dalliance might indeed have propelled XRP to greater gaudiness 🎭 through media excitation, whilst Bitcoin—that solemn matron—would surely have paled in comparison, sipping tea alone at the exchange’s quieter tables.

Ah, but Christopher Inks, a gentleman of TexasWest Capital, scoffs at the preposterous notion! That Saylor would have deigned to touch XRP? Pure fairy-tale gristle 🍖 unfit for consumption by rational beings!

Has Saylor changed his stance on XRP? 🧐

Recall that Saylor’s acquisitions occurred whilst Ripple’s trinket languished under regulatory interdiction—a pariah ⛔! Exchanges fled its contagion as SEC wolves howled at Ripple’s door. “No chief executive possessing his cerebral marbles,” quoth Inks, “would’ve approached such radioactive trinketry!”

Merely the most trivial flaw in Hamilton’s pudding-brained thesis, Inks avers—who surely kept his monocle firmly lodged whilst penning such delicious dismissal.

Our Bitcoin evangelist once declared XRP an obvious street-urchin security 🚔, unwashed and unregistered. Yet recently—oh, the winds shift!—he coyly hinted at embracing a multi-token reserve, including… quelle horreur… the very bauble he once scorned! Has the leopard changed his cryptographic spots? Or merely suffered sunstroke? 🌞

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2025-07-20 11:00