Saylor’s Orange Dot Frenzy: Is He Hoarding Bitcoin Like a Dragon Guards Gold? 🧙‍♂️💰

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Ah, Michael Saylor, the wizard of the crypto realm, is at it again! 🧙‍♂️✨ Rumour has it (and by rumour, I mean his not-so-cryptic tweet) that he’s gearing up for another Bitcoin binge on Monday. Because, you know, 660,624 BTC just isn’t enough to fill the vaults of his digital fortress. 🏰💸 This train, my friends, is not just running-it’s careening down the tracks with no brakes and a cargo hold full of orange dots. 🚂🟠

For the past month, Saylor’s been playing dot-to-dot on X (formerly known as Twitter, for those still living in the pre-rename era). Orange dots? Bitcoin buy. Green dot? Dollar reserve. It’s like a crypto-themed preschool activity book, but with billions at stake. 🎨💼 On Sunday, he dropped the bombshell: “₿ack to More Orange Dots.” Translation: “Brace yourselves, another Bitcoin announcement is coming!” 📢⚡ Typically, this means Monday morning will bring more news of his ever-growing hoard. Because why stop at being the largest corporate Bitcoin holder when you can be the legendary one?

Meanwhile, Strategy’s been wagging its finger at MSCI, the index overlords, over a rule that could banish Bitcoin-heavy companies to the shadows. 🦹‍♂️✉️ But let’s be honest, MSCI’s rules are about as intimidating to Saylor as a wet paper bag. He’s still stacking Bitcoin like it’s going out of style, market slump be damned. 📉💪 Even with BTC lounging 29% below its all-time high, Saylor’s motto remains: “Price dips? Policy debates? Market gloom? Pfft. More Bitcoin for me!” 🤑🚀

So, will Monday bring another orange-dot extravaganza? If history’s any guide, Saylor’s Bitcoin stack is about to get even taller. 🏗️🟠 For him, the only red light is the one on his camera when he’s posting his next cryptic tweet. 🚦📱

FAQ 🟠

  • What did Michael Saylor signal on X? He posted “₿ack to More Orange Dots,” which is crypto-speak for “I’m buying more Bitcoin, deal with it.” 🧙‍♂️💬
  • How much Bitcoin does Strategy currently hold? A cool 660,624 BTC. That’s enough to make even Smaug blush. 🐉💰
  • Why is Strategy pushing back against MSCI? Because MSCI’s rules are about as welcome as a troll at a tea party. ☕️👹
  • Has the market downturn slowed Strategy’s Bitcoin buying? Nope. Saylor’s still hoarding Bitcoin like it’s the last slice of pie at a Discworld banquet. 🥧🚀

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2025-12-15 00:37