Saylor’s Bitcoin Heist? 🍊🎬

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Oh, do pay attention, won’t you? Michael Saylor, that dedicated Bitcoin enthusiast – yes, the one practically married to the stuff – is at it again. Tweeting, naturally. One simply must keep the masses informed, you see. 🙄

He’s recently graced the digital ether with another missive, directed at the global crypto ‘community’ (one uses the term loosely, doesn’t one?). This time, he’s decided to invoke the name of Quentin Tarantino. Rather dramatic, darling, wouldn’t you say? Especially considering it’s his first foray into directing.

Saylor is “Mr. Orange” – How Original

Observe, if you will, an AI-generated image. Mr. Saylor, looking terribly serious in a suit, strolling through what appears to be a decidedly unfashionable industrial estate. Garage doors
my goodness. He’s walking towards
 well, nothing particularly interesting, actually.

The suit, perfectly presentable, is offset by an
orange tie. Orange, you understand, being the colour so intimately linked to Bitcoin. And the nickname? “Mr. Orange.” Heavens. It’s all a rather unsubtle nod to Tarantino’s “Reservoir Dogs.” Coloured nicknames, you know. Mr. White, Mr. Red
 terribly clever. Tarantino himself, rather charmingly, played Mr. Brown. It’s all frightfully *knowing*, isn’t it? Saylor, positioning himself as “Mr. Orange”, rather desperately insists on his unwavering devotion to Bitcoin. Really, the man’s commitment is almost exhausting. 🎭

Mr. Orange

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 25, 2025

More Bitcoin? One Shudders

Traditionally, darling, on a Sunday, Saylor unveils a chart showcasing Strategy’s Bitcoin acquisitions – a delightful quantity of orange dots. This is usually followed, with predictable regularity, by a Monday announcement boasting yet another Bitcoin ‘chunk’ to swell their already impressive hoard.

And lo and behold, on Sunday, the chart appeared, accompanied by the proclamation: “Bitcoin is on sale.” One can only assume another acquisition is imminent. Currently, Strategy are clutching a rather substantial $75.15 billion worth of the stuff. 💰 Bitcoin, for the moment, has taken a little tumble – down 2.41% in the last 24 hours, currently trading at $111,820 a coin. A bargain, I presume, in Saylor’s world.

Bitcoin is on Sale

– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 24, 2025

Metaplane, number five on the Bitcoin treasury list, have already jumped in, purchasing 103 Bitcoins for roughly $11.7 million raised – rather cleverly – from investors. They now possess a princely 18,991 Bitcoins, worth a rather dizzying $2,124,268,690. Goodness gracious! đŸ„‚

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2025-08-25 11:11