Robert Kiyosaki Predicts Bitcoin to Hit $250K—HODL and Laugh!

Meet Robert Kiyosaki, the man, the myth, the author of ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’—who’s now decided that Bitcoin is the magic bean of the financial world. As if saving for retirement wasn’t complicated enough, he’s set his sights on a shiny new target of $250,000 for BTC. That’s right, two hundred fifty thousand dollars—more zeros than a digital piggy bank. And he’s basically shouting from the rooftops: “Keep HODLing!” which in economist-speak means “don’t sell, no matter how tempting it looks like your coins are doing the moonwalk away from you.” 🚀

As we speak, the beloved crypto is hanging around the $103,159.67 mark—down less than a single sneaky cent in the past day, which is practically nothing in crypto years. It’s sort of like a rollercoaster designed by a grumpy engineer—thrilling, unpredictable, and you’re not quite sure if you’re going up or down.

Robert Kiyosaki’s Crystal Ball (or Maybe Just a Very Likeable Crystal)

According to financial sensei Kiyosaki, the reason gold, silver, and Bitcoin will keep zooming up the charts is because the central banks are basically behaving like a bunch of Marxist magpies—fighting over the shiny, then crashing and burning. Basically, the economy is a soap opera with more plot twists than a season of reality TV. 📉

He took to X (formerly known as Twitter, or “that thing old men complain about”) to point out that many are already calling bankruptcy the new black. Thanks to relentless economic warnings, Moody’s has decided to downgrade the US credit rating, which is fancy talk for “things are getting messier than grandma’s teapot.”

So, while the world watches the financial circus, Robert remains firmly in the camp of “HODL tight, and maybe buy some popcorn.”

For more riveting updates on this economic soap opera, check out Coingape.com—your one-stop shop for financial drama, with a dash of sarcasm for good measure.

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2025-05-17 21:26