PSG Buys Bitcoin — Football Meets Crypto in Haute Couture!

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Paris Saint-Germain Swaps Goals for Gold? ⚽💰

Darling readers, hold onto your berets — Paris Saint-Germain, that glittering jewel of European football, has decided to dip their toes into the digital fountain of youth called Bitcoin. Yes, you heard right! Our beloved PSG, usually seen swashing their swords on the pitch and shimmer in the fans’ fervor, has now declared, “Why not?” and purchased some BTC. Because, darling, nothing says “we’re modern” like adding a little blockchain bling to the treasury! 💃

At the oh-so-grand Bitcoin LA event, Pär Helgosson, the digital maestro from PSG’s Web3 atelier, announced, “We took our fiat reserve and decided to have a little fun with Bitcoins. It’s still in the books, don’t worry.” Oh, the thrill of mixing football with finance — a match made in Silicon Valley heaven, if you ask me.

🔥 BIG BREAKING: The mighty Paris Saint-Germain—those French football aristocrats—have officially adopted Bitcoin as part of their treasure trove strategy. 🇫🇷⚽

— The Crypto Times (@CryptoTimes_io) May 29, 2025

Now, apparently, PSG is the first of the grandees in sports to make such a savvy move, tying themselves to Bitcoin in a grand gesture of digital daring. Helgosson cheerfully confesses that PSG Labs, their little laboratory of dreams and schemes, is now plunging headfirst into the crypto cosmos. They’re all eager to launch, list, raise, and conquer, leveraging their legion of 550 million fans — because building a global marketplace is easier when you have half a billion admirers hanging on every pass and penalty.

And bookkeepers rejoice! Following this dazzling announcement, the PSG token shot up by 7% faster than you can say “offside,” turning digital dreams into glorious green figures. Cheers, darling! Cheers! 🥂💸

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2025-05-29 22:45