PI Network’s PI: The Unlikely Black Sheep of the Crypto Family 🐑

TL;DR

• The crypto market has gone utterly mad, with bitcoin skyrocketing past $85,000, because who needs stability, right? 🤪
• Meanwhile, PI continues to wallow in its own misery, with its price teetering on the edge of a $0.7 abyss, because who needs a stable asset, am I right? 😂

Behold, the majestic downfall of PI, a cryptocurrency that was released to the public with all the fanfare of a Russian aristocrat’s ball, only to plummet by a staggering 75% since its $3 all-time high. One can only imagine the champagne toasts and caviar canapés that accompanied its peak in late February. 🥂

Despite some promising developments on the Pi Network front, such as the verification process updates, which are about as exciting as watching paint dry, PI has failed to recapture its momentum and is down by 3.5% in the past day. One wonders if the community is still holding on to the hope that PI will magically bounce back to its former glory, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, or perhaps a chicken running away from a farmer’s market. 🐓

This is particularly galling given the fact that almost all other crypto assets have marked gains within the same period. Bitcoin has surpassed $85,000, ETH is above $1,900, while DOGE and ADA have jumped by over 4% daily. It’s as if the entire market has gone collectively mad, like a bunch of peasants dancing in the streets, while PI remains stuck in the mud, like a stubborn old horse. 🐴

And yet, the Pi Network’s community remains bullish, like a group of optimists who still believe that the sun will shine brightly on a cloudy day. They predict that PI’s price could bounce-off the current $0.7 support and head toward $2, or perhaps even $2.73 by the end of the month, because why not, right? 🤔

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2025-04-01 19:21