Pi Coin: Prepare for the PLUMMET! 📉

Oh dear. Oh VERY dear. Pi Coin, that little digital doodad, is having a bit of a wobble, isn’t it? It’s sliding down, down, down like a greased piglet at a county fair. 🐷 The whole crypto market’s gone a bit wobbly, and poor Pi Coin is getting dragged along for the ride. It’s lost its footing, you see, its little digital support levels all vanished. A right mess, honestly.

And the rumblings are getting louder… everyone’s whispering about a brand new, spectacularly low price. A record-breaker, they say! (A record you probably *don’t* want to break, if you’re a Pi Coin owner.)

Pi Coin Is Copying Bitcoin (Like a Naughty Schoolboy)

It seems Pi Coin has developed a dreadful habit of mimicking Bitcoin. Utterly copying it, like a naughty schoolboy copying his homework. They’re becoming awfully chummy, these two! The connection between them has gone from a measly 0.53 to a rather alarming 0.76. This means Pi Coin can’t even sneeze without Bitcoin giving it instructions. 😤

Now, Bitcoin itself had a bit of a tumble earlier – dropping below $110,000! A proper splat. And because Pi Coin is so busy acting like a little echo, any further mishaps with Bitcoin could send Pi Coin plummeting even faster. Honestly, it’s rather pathetic.

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The technical bits and bobs – the ones that make grown men scratch their heads – are all pointing downwards. Apparently, something called the ‘Relative Strength Index’ (sounds terribly complicated) is below 50, which means weakness. 😩 It hasn’t quite reached ‘oversold’ yet, but it’s getting there. Which basically means… more falling, probably.

Without a sudden influx of eager buyers, Pi Coin is doomed to wobble onwards. And because it’s *not* quite ‘oversold’ yet, there’s no magic bounce on the horizon. Just… more of the same. Gruesome, really.

PI Price Is Eager to Make a Very Sad Record

Right now, Pi Coin is clinging onto life at $0.337, having slipped under a rather important line at $0.344. That line was keeping things steady for a bit, but BOOM! Down it went. 💥

It’s now only 3.8% above its absolutely lowest price *ever* – a measly $0.322. If the downpour continues, it could break that barrier and plunge below $0.300. Imagine the horror! It would be the weakest it’s ever been. Imagine the shame!

But, *just maybe*, if Pi Coin manages to claw its way back to $0.344, there might be a little bit of a bounce. A tiny rally, perhaps. It could even reach $0.362! But don’t get your hopes up. It’s a long shot, a very long shot indeed.

2025-08-26 12:17

Pi Coin Is Copying Bitcoin (Like a Naughty Schoolboy)

PI Price Is Eager to Make a Very Sad Record

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