In the grand theater of finance, where gold glimmers like a faithful friend and Bitcoin dances like a drunken poet, our ever-eloquent Peter Schiff has donned his most prophetic attire. He believes, with all the conviction of a man who’s just spotted a mirage in the distance, that Bitcoin is bound for a breathtaking plunge toward $10,000-a threshold he suspects may wobble like a juggler on a unicycle.
“Gazing upon the long-term Bitcoin chart,” Schiff muses in a digital reverie on X, “it appears there might be an initial cushion at $10K.” Ah, but who needs cushions when one can tumble gracefully?
The Maestro’s Applause
After Bitcoin’s dramatic pirouette from $60,000, Schiff seems to be twirling in delight, giving himself a hearty round of applause. He waves away the current decline as if it were merely a pesky fly, suggesting that the real catastrophe is yet to waltz onto the stage.
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“This isn’t even a crash,” he chortles, his sarcasm cutting sharper than a well-honed blade. “Bitcoin is destined for much lower realms!”
With all the grace of a seasoned critic, Schiff takes aim at MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor, who recently posited that his company could endure a descent to $8,000 per Bitcoin over the next four years. “That would be the death knell for that corporate titan,” he claims, his voice dripping with disdain.
“He can’t just stroll into the market at $8K in four years; MSTR won’t be able to refinance,” Schiff contends, painting a vivid picture of a ship sinking beneath the waves. “The company will vanish, leaving behind only echoes of its once-great hype about Bitcoin.”
As for a slow decline? “Nonsense!” he scoffs. “It won’t take four years for Bitcoin to plummet to $8K.”
In yet another stroke of financial artistry, Schiff points out that Bitcoin has now languished beneath the shadow of 13 ounces of gold. “Those who traded their gold for Bitcoin have committed a grievous error,” he declares. “The longer they delay rectifying this mistake, the more painful it will become.” Oh, the irony!
Finally, the maestro unleashes a torrent of scorn upon the mainstream financial networks, particularly CNBC, which he accuses of being a mere puppet in Bitcoin’s glitzy carnival. “They present Bitcoin’s ‘unexpected’ 50% tumble as though it were a delightful invitation to buy,” he notes, his tone dripping with sarcasm. “The true opportunity lies in selling before it tumbles further into the abyss.”
Schiff goes so far as to jest that these networks might find themselves liable for their unbridled optimism. “Since CNBC resembles more of a Bitcoin infomercial than an impartial news outlet, viewers might just have a free pass if they buy and lose,” he quips, leaving us to ponder the depths of financial folly.
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