Paraguay’s Power Grid on the Brink: The Bitcoin Mining Boogie That Could Darken a Nation

In a land blessed by mighty rivers, the Paraguayan Industrial Union (UIP) voices a somber caution: should the insatiable hunger for bitcoin mining persist, the country’s power grid may falter and fall by the year 2029. The wise recommend instead that Paraguay shed its sole devotion to the capricious torrents of hydroelectricity and embrace a more varied energy fate.

The Futile Dance of Electricity and Bitcoin Miners in Paraguay’s Fate

There is a curious irony in this land, where the shimmering waters of great dams like Itaipu and Yacyretá seem eternal and boundless, yet beneath their surface stirs a tempest of demand—miners seeking to carve digital gold from the ether, fueled by Paraguay’s cheap currents, now crowding the stage with relentless ambition.

The UIP, a sentinel for the people’s welfare, has raised a voice heavy with dread: without new power springs, the night of blackout descends quicker than the dawn of 2029. Julio Fernández, guardian of economic thought within UIP’s chamber, has watched as consumption swells, devouring energies as though by some modern Leviathan.

In his own words, Fernandez warned:

“Itaipu and Yacyretá are no longer enough. We’re consuming more than one Itaipu turbine per year.”

Think, dear reader, of a dam—the colossal Itaipu—that produced an awe-inspiring 83.879 terawatt-hours in the year 2023, straddling Paraguay and Brazil with a deal as complex as a Tolstoyian family tree, sharing its fruits yet bound by joint stewardship.

And yet, even this titan cannot quench the growing thirst. The UIP laments, “Very little time remains. Without swift action, a blackout looms like a specter eager to dance in the streets where currents once flowed.” Their plea echoes through government halls like a knell for prudence.

One spark of hope flickers: the neighboring Argentina, with its natural gas riches from Vaca Muerta, offers a lifeline. By embracing this flame and crafting the necessary conduits and plants, Paraguay could turn its fate around. Fernandez foresees an economic windfall of $400 million in tolls, with surplus energy to trade across borders.

“A thermoelectric plant might bring warmth not only to homes but prosperity as well,” he declared.

And yet, in the midst of this impending energy melodrama, Paraguay’s government, no strangers to irony, persists with tough policies to deter mining but somehow still beckons giants like Hive Digital, who plans a fourfold expansion of their electric appetite—because what’s a little blackout threat when you’re riding the crypto rollercoaster? 🤡⚡

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2025-04-24 15:05

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