Paraguay Prez’s X Account Hijacked: Bitcoin Boasted as Legal Tender! 😅🔒

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When Power Goes Nuts and Hackers Take Over! 🚹

In the wild corridors of modern tyranny, even presidents are not safe from the digital chaos. Santiago Peña, Paraguay’s top boss, found himself thrust into the circus—his official X account, a digital version of the palace windows, was seized by an invisible intruder. The hacker, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, declared that Paraguay had adopted Bitcoin as legal tender — as if such a thing could happen without a grand mess.

Early Monday morning, the supposed announcement lit up the feeds like a festival of fools. The post boasted of a $5 million Bitcoin reserve, and even included a wallet address—because nothing says “trust” like blindly sending your money to a stranger on the internet. Of course, it was a daring lie, a counterfeit proclamation, quickly exposed as false by the very masters of truth—official channels, who told the world in beautiful Spanish: “Información falsa.” — or, roughly, “Don’t believe this nonsense.”

Yet, the hacker’s brilliance was not just in the fake announcement but in hiding replies from the genuine account, trying to fool the gullible. Meanwhile, the wallet they used was emptier than promises in a politician’s speech—holding only four bucks and no transactions, an empty shell echoing the emptiness of the scam itself.

And what of Bitcoin? Ah, that treacherous coin! It shot briefly to $109,000—probably in a fit of ironic laughter—before settling back down to around $108,400, as if the market itself was mocking the chaos unleashed.

This episode is a sobering reminder: in the realm of crypto, even the most powerful can be duped, and the digital wolves are circling with their scams, waiting for the unthinking. So beware, dear reader—trust no one, especially if your source has a blue checkmark, a wallet, and a mischievous grin. The fools rush in, but the wise never click without thinking. đŸš€đŸ€Ą

Meanwhile, Paraguay’s authorities are busy investigating, probably wondering how to keep the hackers from stealing their sandwiches next. Remember: never click on suspicious links, even if your favorite celebrity—or a Twitter account—tells you to. It’s a jungle out there, and only the paranoid survive.

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2025-06-10 08:05