BTC’s Desperate Cling to Survival: A 200-Week Love Story

There’s this magical number, the 200-week moving average, which Bitcoin has apparently been texting for a decade. It’s the crypto equivalent of a clingy ex who shows up uninvited to every family gathering. No matter how hard Bitcoin tries to crash (2020? 2022? shudders), it always ends up back here, like a broken compass pointing north and also slightly toward bankruptcy. The chart below proves it, though I’m still waiting for a chart that explains why we own 0.0001 BTC.








