Bitcoin’s ‘MOAR’ Madness: Whales, ETFs, and the Great Digital Alchemy

The MACD, that oracle of modern finance, spat out green bars like a dog chewing a bone, while RSI clawed its way to 42-a number chosen, no doubt, to mock the universe’s answer to life, the market, and everything. Meanwhile, the price stabilized, as if markets are not chaotic but divinely ordained, and not a single soul questioned why a “sharp selloff” needed stabilization in the first place.








