Oregon’s Crypto U-Turn: Why Coinbase is Taking the State to Court

Ah, Coinbase! The largest cryptocurrency exchange in the good old U.S. of A. is now playing courtroom dodgeball with the state of Oregon. Apparently, the state officials decided to jettison their original stance on digital assets as quietly as a cat burglar in the night. 🐱💰

Coinbase Calls for Transparency—Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Reveal?

According to a gripping exposé from the Washington Times, Coinbase has filed a lawsuit accusing Governor Tina Kotek and Attorney General Dan Rayfield of pulling a fast one with their last-minute legal gymnastics. They’re demanding a peek behind the curtain to figure out what’s really going on, claiming this all unfolded faster than a magician’s disappearing act—no public hearings, no rulemaking, just a whole lot of “Oops, we changed our minds!”

— paulgrewal.eth (@iampaulgrewal) July 11, 2025

“Let there be no doubt: Oregon’s lawsuit, like the SEC’s, is meritless, and Coinbase will do whatever is required to beat it,” declared Paul Grewal, Coinbase’s Chief Law Overlord (or something like that) in an earlier blog post. 🤔

Grewal believes Oregon’s Attorney General is gearing up to unleash the same tired arguments that the SEC unceremoniously tossed into the bin. He feels this whole charade reeks of politics, and it’s about as welcome as a porcupine at a balloon party—counterproductive to the bipartisan efforts in D.C. to actually make sense of crypto rules. 🎈

Ryan VanGrack, Coinbase’s VP of litigation (because apparently, that’s a thing), chimed in, emphasizing that transparency should be the name of the game in governance. He took aim at Oregon’s Attorney General for striking a deal that favors out-of-state lawyers and leaves local residents in the lurch—hardly what you’d call a win for the community!

This delightful saga began when the Attorney General decided to shoot first and ask questions later back in April, claiming Coinbase was breaking the laws of space-time by not registering with both state and federal regulators. After the federal government threw its case against Coinbase into the compost heap, Oregon figured it would take a stab at it instead, alleging that Coinbase was peddling risky, unregistered crypto to unsuspecting Oregonians. Yikes!

Coinbase Says Oregon’s Legal Moves Favor a Few, Not the Many

In its dramatic lawsuit, Coinbase pointed out that for eons (or at least years), Oregon had reassured its residents that cryptocurrencies were, in fact, not beholden to its state rules. But lo and behold, in April, they flipped the script and decided to sue the poor Coinbase folks for playing it loose with registration. To compound the fun, the state even hired pricey out-of-state law firms that could skim a nice 20-30% off the top if they miraculously win. Cha-ching! 🤑

Now Coinbase is waving its hands frantically, insisting there wasn’t a shiny new law passed to rein in digital currencies—so what gives? They just want to know why this about-face occurred, and they’re calling on the court to shove Governor Kotek’s documents into the sunlight for all to see.

Timing is Everything—Except When It Isn’t

Mr. Vangrack brings up an interesting tidbit: Oregon is flying solo in this lawsuit against Coinbase, which he believes is a tad “untimely” and “inappropriate.” Isn’t that rich? It’s like attending a wedding with a wedding cake and finding out it’s a funeral.

This legal kerfuffle comes just as bipartisan lawmakers are scrambling to draft legislation destined for the cryptosphere. Congress is about to nail down a vote on two hotly anticipated bills: the Clarity Act and the GENIUS Act—because heaven knows we need more clarity and genius in the digital asset business. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t love the sound of titles that suggest we’ve got things all figured out? ⚖️

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2025-07-11 18:42

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