Oh, the Follies of Crypto! SEC’s Decree Sends DOGE, SHIB, XRP Aflutter!

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Ah, behold the theater of the absurd! The esteemed platform LunarCrush, with its penchant for drama, hath unveiled a report of great import. Lo and behold, the masses are abuzz with discourse on three noble cryptos-XRP, Dogecoin, and Shiba Inu-upon the grand stage of social media. Two of these fair coins, with spirits high, have nigh surpassed their yearly zenith, XRP’s metric soaring to a three-digit pinnacle, as if touched by the hand of folly itself!

SHIB, DOGE, XRP: A Carnival of Chatter

Mark well, dear reader, the recent proclamation from the august regulators of the American market-the SEC and the CFTC. In a press release, the SEC, with a wave of its quill, hath declared that most cryptocurrencies are not securities, but mere commodities. Ah, the whims of the powerful!

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XRP, with a flourish, is officially recognized as no security in the SEC’s new guidance. A triumph, perchance, or but a fleeting jest?

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$DOGE and $SHIB, in a @TRowePrice SEC filing! A $1.6 trillion asset manager, no less. T. Rowe Price, with a flourish, files for a crypto ETF covering 15 assets: BTC, ETH, SOL, XRP, ADA, AVAX, LTC, DOT, DOGE, HBAR, BCH, LINK, XLM, SHIB, and SUI. XRP sentiment: 89%. DOGE…

– LunarCrush (@LunarCrush) March 18, 2026

This document, a tome of 16 cryptos, includeth not only Bitcoin and Ethereum but also XRP, SHIB, DOGE, BCH, SOL, XLM, LINK, and ADA. And lo, the time for approving crypto ETPs is reduced from 240 to 75 days-a miracle, or but a trick of the light?

LunarCrush, ever the chronicler of whimsy, notes that this news hath stirred the hearts of three cryptos-XRP, DOGE, and SHIB-on the social stage. In February, these coins reached yearly highs in their metric, as if the stars themselves had aligned in jest.

XRP’s social dominance surged by a staggering 318%, while Dogecoin, not to be outdone, rose by 92%. XRP’s market sentiment, a comical 318% above daily norms, doth make one wonder at the madness of it all.

The crypto elite, ever dramatic, reacted with glee. The former CEO of Binance, CZ, called it a grand step forward, while Ripple’s chief legal officer, Stuart Alderoty, declared that XRP was never a security-a revelation, or but a restatement of the obvious?

Kiyosaki’s Dire Warnings: A Farce or Prophecy?

Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” doth take to X with warnings of a financial apocalypse. He foretells a bubble’s burst, wherein gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum shall “go to the stars.” A grand spectacle, indeed, or but the ravings of a madman?

THE PIN that bursts the BUBBLE:

Q: Why acquire Bitcoin, gold, silver, and Ethereum NOW, before the Bubble Busts?

A: Because once the pin-whatever event it may be-bursts, these shall soar to the heavens. Always…

– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) March 17, 2026

Thus, he urges, buy Bitcoin, Ethereum, silver, and gold now, lest ye be left in the dust. BTC, he claims, shall reach $750,000 in ten years-a jest, or a prophecy? Only time shall tell, dear reader, only time.

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2026-03-18 16:03