Oh, Coinbase Wants Solana! 🤯

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In an adventurous stride that almost rivals the unpredictability of a Russian summer, the magnificent (and, dare I say, increasingly ambitious) Coinbase has released its updated roadmap for asset listings. With the flair of a tsar parading in promenade, this document meticulously whispers-nay, decrees-the future candidates for grand digital disclosure.

Upon this orchestration of market minutiae, we find the Solana network’s own Raydium (RAY) and its compatriot, the enigmatic Energy Dollar (ENERGY), carried upon the listing cannon as if they were treasures unearthed from Gogol’s Chebyshev Stairs. Ah, what tales their ledgers could tell, if told they could!

But, alas, not content with merely dipping its toes into the glittering waters of Solana, Coinbase casts its gaze further and embraces also the lilting Base network maids-delicate Elsa (ELSA) and the athletic Sport.fun (FUN). Svelte and nimble as they are, may they tiptoe carefully into the unfolding narrative of digital assets!

As for the gallant traders of this modern realm, be forewarned! Transfers and trades of these exalted assets are staunchly forbidden, much like a pantomime without eyeliner, until the official word is scribed in majestic blockchain: “Let there be trading!”

Further, deposit these assets into the hallowed confines of your Coinbase account before the clarion call of support echoes through the ages, and you may well lose them, alas, irretrievably-a cautionary tale as good as any penned by our beloved Gogol.

This roadmap, a parchment of progress, bows before the altar of transparency by declaring intentions of listing. But do not let thy heart race in anticipation! In listing assets is not the same as listing actual coins in one’s digital trove-lest the infrastructure lack the readiness of a well-rehearsed troupe, the coin shall not leap.

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2026-01-09 11:22