Monad’s Price Party: A Boxing Day ‘Breakout’ of Hype or Hubris? 😏📉

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Dear Reader, let us speak of Monad (MON), that charmingly ambitious layer-1 project, which has clambered up by no less than 29% in seven days-rather like an overly confident squirrel in a financial acorn. Its price-a spectacle of brisk defiance-managed to escape the clutches of the inverse head-and-shoulders pattern on December 24, nay, 25. For a fleeting moment, all seemed well. Or so the optimists whispered.

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Alas! The subsequent mayhem reveals the market’s true nature: a host of suitors, faux-rich and derivative-minded, have thrown their scraps into the ring. Three telltale whispers-capital flow, spot cheer, and derivatives glitter-all hint that this melancholic rally might crumble by Boxing Day. A festive collapse to rival Scrooge’s morality play. 🎄💥

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Exercise: An Inconclusive Breakout, but Let Us Cheer for the Weakness

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The breakout occurs, yes. Monad weaves past its neckline-tablature of inverse head-and-shoulders-and dares to ascend above a descending barrier. A feat! Yet the candles? Oh, the long, useless wicks-like tinsel refusing to stick. These are sellers in disguise, whispering, “You see this? This is me.”

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Enter Chaikin Money Flow (CMF)-a term that inspires as much confidence as a debutante’s corset. It stumbled above zero, then collapsed into a comedic crawl back below. The price ascendancy prevails? Yes. But CMF’s whispering “no” suggests this rally is funded by pocket change and fleeting hope. Last time it failed here, prices plummeted like a divorce decree at a garden party. Let us raise our champagne to déjà vu! 🥂📉

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Spotflows confirm this operatic imbalance. Since December 22, funds have shifted from exodus to inflow-a tale of frantic profit-taking. The numbers? A vulgar $1 million to $2 million pivot. Tears for the buyer-producer, who gleefully collects their crumbs. Please, let’s not confuse flow with fortitude. 💩📈

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A breakout sans credible funding and with spot inflows chattering “profit!” is but a dragon made of smoke. Proceed with giddiness. 🔥

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Derivatives: The Sensible Lot’s Mood, Now Catastrophically… Sensible?

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The derivatives crowd, that malleable band of perpetuals, once threw themselves at longs with the vigor of a love-struck poet. Exposures ballooned to nearly $89.36 million, a feast of optimism for seven days. But lo! The past 24 hours? A betrayal. Longs have slunk to 12% discount; top 100 wallets shaved 216%. Public figures? They’ve joined the exodus, 28% lighter. Tragic! Or perhaps perfectly logical. 🤭

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This derivative despair usually occurs when a breakout’s breath expires. The rally won’t die suddenly-but the crowd now yawns. Thus, Boxing Day becomes the cruellest of tests. 💔

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Monad Price: A Dance With Destiny, or a Dream in a Bottle?

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Monad’s price now limbers between two worlds. Above $0.024, a hopeful gavotte with $0.030 as the encore. But below $0.021? A descent into comic tragedy. Should it breach $0.018, the inverse head-and-shoulders pattern-its once-proud nemesis-will collapse like a soufflé. $0.016? The grave of all dreams, December mid-lows beckoning. 🪦

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MON sways between a fragile breakout memoir and short-term tormentors. CMF groans unsupportively. Spot cheer? A trinket. Derivatives? Growing icy. Thus, we await Boxing Day’s verdict-will MON respect its glory or surrender like a Victorian maiden fainting? The crowd, it seems, cares little. 😐

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Monad’s Price Party: A Boxing Day ‘Breakout’ of Hype or Hubris? 😏📉Monad’s Price Party: A Boxing Day ‘Breakout’ of Hype or Hubris? 😏📉

Dear Reader, let us speak of Monad (MON), that charmingly ambitious layer-1 project, which has clambered up by no less than 29% in seven days-rather like an overly confident squirrel in a financial acorn. Its price-a spectacle of brisk defiance-managed to escape the clutches of the inverse head-and-shoulders pattern on December 24, nay, 25. For a fleeting moment, all seemed well. Or so the optimists whispered.

Alas! The subsequent mayhem reveals the market’s true nature: a host of suitors, faux-rich and derivative-minded, have thrown their scraps into the ring. Three telltale whispers-capital flow, spot cheer, and derivatives glitter-all hint that this melancholic rally might crumble by Boxing Day. A festive collapse to rival Scrooge’s morality play. 🎄💥

Exercise: An Inconclusive Breakout, but Let Us Cheer for the Weakness

The breakout occurs, yes. Monad weaves past its neckline-tablature of inverse head-and-shoulders-and dares to ascend above a descending barrier. A feat! Yet the candles? Oh, the long, useless wicks-like tinsel refusing to stick. These are sellers in disguise, whispering, “You see this? This is me.”

Enter Chaikin Money Flow (CMF)-a term that inspires as much confidence as a debutante’s corset. It stumbled above zero, then collapsed into a comedic crawl back below. The price ascendancy prevails? Yes. But CMF’s whispering “no” suggests this rally is funded by pocket change and fleeting hope. Last time it failed here, prices plummeted like a divorce decree at a garden party. Let us raise our champagne to déjà vu! 🥂📉

This newsletter? Subscription. This newsletter? Worth every penny. This newsletter… but you’ve heard enough. Rather read? Click here, or perish alone in ignorance. 🚨

Spotflows confirm this operatic imbalance. Since December 22, funds have shifted from exodus to inflow-a tale of frantic profit-taking. The numbers? A vulgar $1 million to $2 million pivot. Tears for the buyer-producer, who gleefully collects their crumbs. Please, let’s not confuse flow with fortitude. 💩📈

A breakout sans credible funding and with spot inflows chattering “profit!” is but a dragon made of smoke. Proceed with giddiness. 🔥

Derivatives: The Sensible Lot’s Mood, Now Catastrophically… Sensible?

The derivatives crowd, that malleable band of perpetuals, once threw themselves at longs with the vigor of a love-struck poet. Exposures ballooned to nearly $89.36 million, a feast of optimism for seven days. But lo! The past 24 hours? A betrayal. Longs have slunk to 12% discount; top 100 wallets shaved 216%. Public figures? They’ve joined the exodus, 28% lighter. Tragic! Or perhaps perfectly logical. 🤭


This derivative despair usually occurs when a breakout’s breath expires. The rally won’t die suddenly-but the crowd now yawns. Thus, Boxing Day becomes the cruellest of tests. 💔

Monad Price: A Dance With Destiny, or a Dream in a Bottle?

Monad’s price now limbers between two worlds. Above $0.024, a hopeful gavotte with $0.030 as the encore. But below $0.021? A descent into comic tragedy. Should it breach $0.018, the inverse head-and-shoulders pattern-its once-proud nemesis-will collapse like a soufflé. $0.016? The grave of all dreams, December mid-lows beckoning. 🪦

MON sways between a fragile breakout memoir and short-term tormentors. CMF groans unsupportively. Spot cheer? A trinket. Derivatives? Growing icy. Thus, we await Boxing Day’s verdict-will MON respect its glory or surrender like a Victorian maiden fainting? The crowd, it seems, cares little. 😐

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2025-12-25 17:14