Behold, dear reader, another chapter in the grand saga of MicroStrategy—the venerable titan of corporate Bitcoin obsession. With the gaze of a miser counting his gold, our daring heroes have plunged once more into the sea of digital fortune, acquiring 7,390 shiny bitcoins. Because, apparently, what’s a few more coins in a vault that already screams “I AM RICH” at every corner! 🏦💰
According to the sacred scrolls (posted on May 18, 2025), this move is no mere whimsy but a demonstration of unwavering faith in Bitcoin as, dare I say, the king of long-term store of value—an asset so stable it makes a rock look like a feather. Truly, nothing says stability like believing in a virtual coin that swings more wildly than a drunken sailor onshore. 📉📈
Lo and behold, the grand tally now stands at 576,230 Bitcoins—enough to make a modest kingdom, if only the world valued digital gold more than old paper notes. All this madness cost around $40.18 billion, averaging a princely sum of $69,726 per coin, as if each Bitcoin was a rare ruby instead of a pixelated mystery. 💎🤷♂️
Yet MicroStrategy remains the undisputed champion of Bitcoin holdings among the publicly traded masses, defiantly doubling down on its crypto treasure strategy—because who needs sanity when you can have digital riches? The titanic enterprise continues to wave its flag high, claiming the throne as the premier lord of crypto adoption. All hail the digital emperor! 👑💻
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2025-05-19 16:03