Strategy (MSTR) just dropped $1.25 billion on Bitcoin… again. Who needs a social life when you can buy 13,627 BTC and call it a “strategy”? 🤷♂️
The “preeminent BTC treasury company” (translation: people with deep pockets and a lot of time) bought enough Bitcoin to make your average Joe cry. At $91k per coin, they’re basically buying crypto at “retail” prices. How dare they. 🙄
This is their biggest splurge since last summer-how original. Maybe next time they’ll buy Bitcoin on a Tuesday? 🙄
Total holdings now sit at 687,410 BTC. That’s 687,410 reasons to never trust a man with a calculator and a dream. 🧮💸
$51.8 billion later, and they’re still not rich… but hey, they’ve got a nice collection of crypto! 🎉
Michael Saylor, the guy who thinks Bitcoin is the new Social Security, just confirmed they’re not getting kicked out of MSCI. Good for them. Who knew corporate drama could be this entertaining? 🤡
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