It seems the financial oracle himself, Mr. Rich Dad Poor Dad, Robert Kiyosaki, has proclaimed that the cataclysmic stock market crash he’s been heralding for years has finally graced us with its presence. Quite the party pooper, isn’t he?
With a following on the X platform that would make a minor celebrity blush, Kiyosaki suggests the good ol’ US of A might be tiptoeing towards a dreary economic depression. Cheerio to that!
“In my little tome, Rich Dad’s Prophecy, I did warn that a stock market crash of biblical proportions was to sweep away the financial dreams of millions… Well, folks, that crash has arrived today. We’re in a RECESSION, and by Jove, quite possibly a DEPRESSION.”
Our dear Robert, ever the optimist, points to three “non-Wall Street” assets to cling onto like a life raft amidst the financial tempest.
“What’s one to do, you ask?
As I’ve been chirping on for years, consider non-WALL STREET assets, for goodness’ sake.”
“I’ve been singing the praises of real gold, real silver, and today, the digital darling, bitcoin-usd/”>BITCOIN.”
According to Kiyosaki, the Fed and Treasury, in their infinite wisdom, might just crank up the printing presses to full throttle, churning out trillions in fake money. This, he says, will make the dollar about as valuable as a chocolate teapot, sending real money – gold, silver, and Bitcoin – skyrocketing in value.
“Remember, chums, gold, silver, and Bitcoin aren’t getting more expensive; it’s the dollar that’s going down faster than a lead balloon, making everything else look pricey, a.k.a. INFLATION…”
“Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride ahead.”
As of this moment, Bitcoin is gallivanting at $83,416. 🚀💰
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2025-04-06 12:22