In the vast and often absurd theater of human endeavor, where gold once gleamed and paper now wavers like a drunken beggar, there strode Robert Kiyosaki, apostle of fiscal wisdom, clutching Bitcoin’s leash with the fervor of a man who’d just discovered the last loaf of bread in a famine. At $67,000-a price tag more modest than the $90,000 peak, yet still lofty enough to make peasants weep-he pounced, declaring the U.S. debt crisis a harbinger of doom and Bitcoin’s 21-million-coin limit a divine decree. “The Fed,” he intoned, “will print trillions, and the dollar shall shrivel like a raisin in the sun. Only Bitcoin, that digital phantom, shall shield us from the fire of inflation!”
His disciples applauded, scribbling notes in the margins of their Rich Dad Poor Dad tomes, while skeptics rolled their eyes, muttering that Kiyosaki had sold Bitcoin before and might do so again, rendering his advice as reliable as a weather vane in a hurricane. Yet in this grand ballet of greed and hope, one truth remained: the man who taught us to think rich now danced with a coin that promised to make him richer, even as the world’s central banks hummed a sadder tune.
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