Solana’s top DEX aggregator, Jupiter, has conjured up a brand-new trading engine from the depths of the blockchain abyss. Imagine a toaster that can predict your breakfast preferences and a calculator that laughs at your math errors-all rolled into one. This is Ultra V3.
- Jupiter’s Ultra V3: A trading engine so fast, it’ll make your grandma’s knitting needles jealous 🧶
- 34x more protection against sandwich attacks (because who wants their transactions gobbled up by greedy bots? 🍞)
- Positive slippage and 8x-10x lower fees? Traders, get ready to party like it’s 2021 again 🎉
On a crisp Monday (Oct. 20, if you’re keeping score), Jupiter unveiled its Ultra V3 engine, promising transactions so smooth, even a sloth on a caffeine drip would approve. According to Jupiter, this engine isn’t just faster-it’s cheaper, safer, and probably secretly paid for by your future self. The trio of new tech-Iris Router, ShadowLane, and Predictive Execution-are like the Hogwarts houses of trading: clever, mysterious, and slightly magical.
“Most platforms lie to you,” said Siong, co-founder of Jupiter, with a wink that probably cost $0.0001 in gas fees. “Ultra V3 tells the truth-even if it’s not the one you wanted. Every swap lands like a well-timed pratfall. Boom! Done. No surprises, just pure, unfiltered blockchain joy.” 😏
Jupiter claims Ultra V3 shields traders from sly sandwich artists (those sneaky MEV bots who try to stuff your transaction between their own). Protection? 34x better. Fees? 8x-10x lower. Positive slippage? 0.6 basis points-enough to make your wallet blush. And for the retail crowd: gasless support and a $10 minimum trade. Because why should a student or a barista need $1,000 to trade? Unless they’re buying crypto memes. Then, go wild. 🦄
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2025-10-20 19:58