In the languid hush of corporate halls—where accountants shuffle papers like overworked peasants—Metaplanet dared to cast aside a princely sum of ¥2 billion ($13.69M) in bonds. One might picture a fastidious nobleman selling off his estate’s antique spoons to settle debts, for they have but ¥3.75 billion ($25.65M) in obligations remaining. Yet instead of retiring to a pastoral reverie, they have seized 4,206 BTC (worth a staggering ¥46.81 billion or $320.6M) with the enthusiasm of hunters chasing elusive game.
Their balance sheet transformation, leaping from venerable bonds into the arms of a digital currency, evokes the romance of a brooding Russian hero betting his inheritance upon a single turn of the card. Critics may call it folly, but Metaplanet seems to say, “Hold my samovar, comrades, we’ve got Bitcoin.” Perhaps they fancy themselves poets of finance, chanting odes to cryptocurrency while old-world bankers grumble in the background. Time alone will reveal whether this epic flirtation with crypto ends in triumphant riches or a comedic tumble into the proverbial birch grove. Nevertheless, here they stand, unwavering, proclaiming, “Bitcoin forever!”—complete with fanfare and a little side-eye to the doubters 🙃.
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2025-04-07 15:22