So get this: Monero, the cryptocurrency that’s supposed to be all about privacy—like a digital invisibility cloak for your money—decided to shoot up over 50% overnight. Yeah, fifty freakin’ percent. Imagine waking up and your overpriced avocado toast suddenly pays for itself. Crypto fans everywhere are scratching their heads, like, “What the hell just happened?”
Enter the onchain detective, ZachXBT—because apparently, we need Sherlock Holmes for crypto now—who claims some genius swapped a buttload of bitcoin into XMR. According to him (and who else are we gonna believe?), this swap is what shoved Monero’s price up like it was on Red Bull.
On social media, ZachXBT tweeted this spicy tidbit: “Nine hours ago, some suspicious transfer happened—a victim lost 3,520 BTC (that’s $330.7 million, for those keeping score), and then these funds got laundered through more than six instant exchanges, finally morphing into XMR. Boom—Monero’s price jumped 50%.” Sounds like a shady episode of ‘Breaking Bad’ but with cryptocurrencies.
Oh, and the cherry on top? ZachXBT reckons it’s “highly probable” this wasn’t some North Korean hacker Quinn doing his thing. So who’s left? Martians? Your weird uncle? The crypto space is a circus, folks. Grab some popcorn. 🍿
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2025-04-28 11:58