So, guess what? The cryptocurrency world is showing all the warning signs of that dreaded “crypto winter,” according to Coinbase Institutional. (Yup, you know, the same one we barely survived last time, and now it’s coming back like a sequel nobody asked for.)
Even though Bitcoin did a little hop and skip in price, everything else is flashing “caution!” like a yellow light at 3 AM. The whole market is feeling sluggish thanks to some nagging macroeconomic issues and the lack of fresh cash flowing into the sector. Come on, people, where’s the love?
Venture Capital Pullback – The Party’s Over! 🥳
David Duong, Coinbase’s Head of Research (who I imagine is just sitting there staring at graphs all day), sent out a little memo Tuesday. He pointed out that the total crypto market cap—excluding Bitcoin—is down over 41% since it hit $1.6 trillion in December 2024. Now it’s lounging around $950 billion, which is about as fun as a flat soda. Even worse, it’s 17% lower than it was at the same time last year, and this market is giving off serious 2021-2022 vibes—when we thought the good times would never end.
Bitcoin, though, is still hanging in there, only dropping 20%. It’s like that one friend who claims they can “still run a 5k” after sitting on the couch for six months. It’s also managed to dominate the market like that one kid who hogs the group project while doing the least.
And then there’s the venture capital situation. It’s basically pulling out faster than your ex when things get real. Despite a tiny increase in Q1, VC investments are still 50-60% below the peak levels of 2021-2022. This isn’t helping altcoins either. So yeah, things aren’t looking great.
Instead of obsessing over price swings (which, duh, are wildly unpredictable and as reliable as a toddler with a paintbrush), Duong suggests using risk-adjusted metrics and long-term moving averages for a better read on trends. Because why go with the obvious when you can complicate things, right?
For instance, during the last market meltdown (November 2021 to November 2022), Bitcoin fell a whopping 1.4 standard deviations below its historical average—basically, like an athlete pulling a hamstring right before the big race. That’s comparable to a 1.3 standard deviation drop in equities. So, yeah, pretty much the same level of “oh no!”
Duong also mentioned that while these z-scores (whatever those are) are helpful, they don’t really catch shifts in investor sentiment fast enough. So, Coinbase also watches the 200-day moving average (200DMA) like a hawk on a caffeine binge.

According to their model, Bitcoin’s drop below its 200DMA in March? Yep, that’s a red flag. And the COIN50 Index (tracking the top 50 crypto assets) has been in full-on bear mode since February. In other words: the market’s got the sniffles, and no one’s offering it chicken soup.
Market Structure Under Pressure… But Hope Is Not Lost! 🙏
To make things even more dramatic, the report points out that high interest rates, trade tariffs, and a general air of “everything’s on fire” have added pressure to traditional assets. And, surprise, surprise, crypto has been feeling that heat too.
Even with some nice things happening on the regulatory front in the US—like more institutional interest and some promising legislation—nothing has really turned the tide in a big way. It’s like sending a cute text to someone who’s already ghosted you. 🙄
But here’s the twist—Duong says there’s still hope. He thinks we might see some stabilization mid-to-late Q2, setting us up for a potential recovery in Q3. (Sounds like a plot twist in a season finale, right?) So, while you should keep your crypto investments on life support for now, there’s a small chance for a dramatic rebound. Like when your favorite character gets “killed off,” but somehow they come back in the next episode—alive and slightly more heroic. Weird, but somehow satisfying.

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