IQ 276 & Bitcoin: A Tale of Brains, Bucks & Divine Hunches! đŸ€Ą

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Mornin’, partner! Here’s your daily dose of crypto chaos-brewed with equal parts caffeine and hubris.

Grab a cup o’ Joe and settle in while we unravel the tale of a man who claims to outsmart the entire human race. His latest stunt? Gambling his life savings on Bitcoin (BTC), all while spouting scripture and calling himself the “second coming of Satoshi.” Folks, it’s a circus, and the ringmaster’s got a calculator in one hand and a Bible in the other.

Crypto News of the Day: Genius or Madness? A 276 IQ Man Bets Everything on Bitcoin

Meet YoungHoon Kim, a South Korean “Grand Master of Memory” who’s been dubbed the “world’s smartest man.” His rĂ©sumĂ© includes an IQ score of 276-a number so astronomical it makes a rocket look like a snail race. He’s also the founder of the United Sigma Intelligence Association, which sounds like a secret society for overachievers with a side of pretension.

Last year, Kim declared Bitcoin would grow 100-fold in a decade, becoming the world’s “ultimate reserve asset.” Bold talk, partner. Even bolder? He’s tied his fate to BTC and the American Bitcoin company linked to Donald Trump. Seems like he’s betting the farm on a digital cow and a presidential endorsement. 🐄

“As the world’s highest IQ record holder and Grand Master of Memory, I believe that Bitcoin is the only hope for the future economy. Therefore, I have converted all my assets into Bitcoin,” he stated.

Now, if you’re thinkin’ this sounds like a man who’s read too many books and not enough medical journals, you’re not alone. Critics reckon he’s more “divine investor” than “math savant.”

Kim’s pitch blends economics, religion, and a healthy dose of self-mythology. He’s calling himself the second Satoshi Nakamoto and vowing to build global churches “in Jesus’ name.” Seems like he’s got a vision for salvation that involves blockchain and tithing in BTC. 🙏

Supporters praise his audacity. Critics? They’re sputterin’ like a steam engine in a hurricane. One Twitter wag quipped, “You should seek a psychiatrist. You evaluated yourself using methods without academic validation and even proclaimed yourself the highest IQ. Marketing or just to feed your ego?”

You should seek a psychiatrist. You evaluated yourself in your article using methods without academic validation and even proclaimed yourself as having the highest IQ. For what purpose? Marketing or just to feed your ego? On second thought, people who are obsessed with IQ tests


– Joao Wedson (@joao_wedson) September 30, 2025

Academics have long questioned the validity of Kim’s IQ score. Seems like someone’s been playing chess against their cat and calling it “research.”

Backlash and Questions Over Mental Health and IQ Claims

Kim’s all-in move on Bitcoin-reported to be six figures’ worth-has sparked a flurry of eye-rolls and raised eyebrows. The crypto community, known for its love of numbers and disdain for nonsense, is split. Some say he’s a visionary; others reckon he’s a walking contradiction.

El Salvador’s Max Keiser, a Bitcoin maximalist, compared the country to Bitcoin’s “Statue of Liberty.” Meanwhile, Michael Saylor and others have staked fortunes on BTC. But Kim’s saga stands out for its blend of ego, faith, and financial brinkmanship. It’s like a poker game where the pot’s your soul and the cards are written in cursive.

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– YoungHoon Kim, IQ 276 (@yhbryankimiq) September 29, 2025

– YoungHoon Kim, IQ 276 (@yhbryankimiq) September 30, 2025

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