In the vast digital expanse where the sun of innovation casts long shadows over the tangled wires of progress, Bank Indonesia has decided to plant its flag 🏦. Behold, the stablecoin-a shimmering mirage tethered to government bonds, those ancient relics of fiscal optimism 💰. Tied to the digital rupiah, this creation is meant to “strengthen” the financial system, as if the system weren’t already held together by the duct tape of late-stage capitalism.
Oh, the bond backing! A “trustworthy guarantee” of value, they say. Because if there’s one thing history teaches us, it’s that governments never, ever default on promises 🤡. But fear not! This is a grand leap into modernity, a bridge between the dusty ledgers of old and the glittering, algorithm-driven future. Users will supposedly gain confidence, as though confidence weren’t a currency best traded in vapor.
For individuals and businesses alike, the promise of smoother digital payments looms like a carrot on a blockchain stick 🥕⛓️. Will it work? Who knows! But at least the emperor’s new stablecoin has a snappy slogan and a bond or two to show for it. 🚀📉
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