Andrew Tate’s Crypto Adventure: Profits or Just a Really Expensive Magic Trick? 🪄💸

So, Andrew Tate, the self-proclaimed king of the internet, recently decided to grace us with his financial wisdom by bragging about a “profitable” trade on Hyperliquid. You know, the kind of trade that makes you feel like you just found a dollar in your old winter coat—except this one was more like finding a receipt for a pizza you never ordered. 🍕

In a tweet that has since been deleted (because who doesn’t love a good disappearing act?), he claimed to have raked in a jaw-dropping 138.5% profit. And of course, he used this moment of glory to drop his referral link like it was hot, hoping to reel in some unsuspecting newbies. 🎣

But hold your horses! The internet detectives, armed with nothing but their keyboards and a thirst for truth, quickly pointed out that on a decentralized platform, wallet behavior is as transparent as a glass of water. Enter Daniel, the crypto analyst, who was like, “Um, excuse me, but I think you’re lying.” And guess what? They followed Tate’s wallet and discovered it was actually $600,000 in the red. Oops! Talk about a plot twist! 📉

Instead of admitting defeat, our hero Tate responded with the confidence of a toddler who just learned to ride a bike: “I’ll make it all back with one trade. Watch this space.” Because nothing says “I know what I’m doing” like a bold proclamation that sounds like it was pulled from a motivational poster. 🙄

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better, in January, Tate announced a Web3 hackathon featuring the Solana Foundation’s logo. The foundation, probably facepalming at this point, quickly issued a statement clarifying they had no idea who this guy was or why he was using their logo. It’s like showing up to a party uninvited and then claiming you’re the DJ. 🎧

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2025-06-11 23:48