Oh her leapy-leapy, it’s Surely Not September 12, and the crypto market did the tango from red to a sassy green. We’ve got our major coin friends, Bitcoin and pals, strutting around in their green leaf ensembles. 🌳
What’s fueling this sudden eco-friendly vibe, you ask? Well, it’s all thanks to that fabulous global liquidity. You know, that magical pixie dust that seemingly shifted from gold without a bad word to equities which, honestly, did nothing to impress me. And now, it’s like a slow dance with crypto. 💃💰
If this waltz keeps up, they say we might hit a peak that’s older than my sourdough starter. Might be in late 2025 – oh lord, the patience! It’s like waiting for “Ex-Trumpers Anonymous” on Netflix, eh?
Isn’t modern finance just peachy, eh? Next, they’ll be predicting rain and my mother will volunteer to tell me. 🌧️
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2025-09-12 10:10