I Blew My Coffee Money On Pi Network This Week And Now I’m Pretending To Be A Crypto Analyst

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Let’s cut to the chase, because I’d rather get this over with than explain to my neighbor why I’m standing on my porch at 10am staring at my phone like I just got a text from a long-lost relative. I downloaded the Pi Network app three years ago while sitting in my dentist’s waiting room, bored out of my skull and convinced I’d cracked the code to getting rich without having to talk to actual people. My cousin swears by it-he says it’s “the future of currency” and also that his crystal ball told him the world would end in 2012, so take his financial advice with a grain of salt the size of a golf ball. I mined Pi on my old iPhone 8 while I waited for my root canal, forgot about it for 18 months, and now I check the price every 12 minutes like a raccoon who found a half-eaten granola bar in a trash can.

Unsurprisingly, Pi couldn’t be bothered to hold its ground at $0.16 last week, and now it’s sprinting toward $0.13 like it’s late for a very disappointing dentist appointment of its own. I’d say I’m shocked, but I once trusted a vending machine to give me both my chips and my change, so my expectations for anything that involves “digital money” are lower than the bar for getting into my gym’s sauna.

PI Network (PI) Price Predictions: Analysis

Key support levels: $0.13, which is exactly the amount I spent on a sad turkey sandwich and a LaCroix yesterday, so I’m already emotionally prepared for this to hit that number.

Key resistance levels: $0.16 and $0.20, which is roughly the amount I owe my landlord for “accidentally” using his Netflix account to watch all of Love Is Blind last month. Don’t ask.

Key Support About to Be Tested (Just Like My Willpower When There’s A Box Of Donuts In The Office Break Room)

If you squint at the macro chart hard enough, you’d think Pi finally crawled out of its year-long slump in March 2026, when it made a tiny higher high and acted like it had bottomed out at $0.13. I thought the same thing when I stopped drinking soda for three whole days in January, before I chugged an entire can of root beer at a baby shower and decided moderation is for people who don’t love fun.

Anyway, this “bottom” is about to get tested by sellers who are determined to drag Pi back down to $0.13 like it owes them money. If the price holds there again, PI may range between $0.13 and $0.20 for some time, like how I bounce between “I’m going to meal prep this week” and “I’m ordering pad thai for the third night in a row.” Any failure will lead to new lows and a resumption of the downtrend, which is exactly what happened to my motivation when I found out my favorite coffee shop raised the price of lattes by 50 cents last month.

Will $0.13 Hold, Or Will I Have To Eat Ramen For A Week And Admit I Was Wrong About Crypto?

The biggest question, based on this chart and also my mounting dread every time I check my investment portfolio, is if the key support at $0.13 can stop this renewed push by sellers. At the time of this post, it is too early to call it, and buyers could return there like in the past, or they could bail like I did when my friend asked me to help him move a couch up three flights of stairs last weekend and I said I had a “doctor’s appointment” that was actually just me wanting to stay home and watch old Golden Girls reruns.

Nevertheless, another visit to this level could be interpreted as bearish, as it suggests buyers were unable to sustain the price higher. That may encourage sellers further and push this cryptocurrency into new lows. Best to prepare for that scenario from now. I already bought three extra boxes of ramen, and I’m not sharing.

This is what my face looks like every time I check the Pi price. It’s also what my cat looks like when I forget to feed him before my morning coffee.

The RSI Shows a Grim Picture (Just Like My Aunt’s Facebook Posts About The “Decline Of Modern Music”)

If we look at the 3-day RSI, we can see it remained below 50 for almost the entire past year. That’s a major bearish signal, which is the same signal my body gives me when I think about going to the gym after work. There was only one attempt at escaping this, but it turned into a bull trap so obvious even my mom, who thinks Bitcoin is a type of collectible coin you get from Chuck E. Cheese, called it.

As long as the RSI remains under 50, there is little hope of a sustained reversal. Both the price and RSI have to make higher highs and sustain them if this downtrend is to end. Right now, there is no sign this is possible, considering the RSI is also in a clear downtrend, just like my will to live when I have to go to a family reunion and my aunt asks me when I’m going to “quit messing around with writing and get a real job.”

This RSI chart looks exactly like the graph of my motivation levels after 2pm on any given workday.

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2026-05-28 13:34