How $420 in TRUMP Could Score You a Presidential Dinner (No, Really!)
What to know:
- Behold the grand spectacle: the top 220 holdersâeach clutching at least $420 worth of TRUMP tokensâare summoned to dine with no less than the (ex)President himself; no need to mortgage your yacht for this soirĂ©e.
- TRUMPâs value pirouetted upward by 70% this week, propelled by the tantalizing promise of a dinner date priced casually at around twelve bucks a token.
- Fear not the unlocking of tokensâlike a steadfast vaultâ90 days’ embargo ensures no skullduggery shall sully this contest.
In a twist worthy of a Dostoevskian narrative, the architects behind this memetic marvel declared on a Thursday that the supposedly Titanic stash of six-figure tokensâonce thought mandatory for a presidential tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘteâis but a phantom of the Internetâs imagination.
âAllow us to dispel the fog of confusion swirling across X and the mediaâs echo chamber,â their digital herald proclaimed. âYou do not require $300,000+ to play this game; nor are we unlocking tokens mid-battleâno cloak-and-dagger here.â
Oh, the clamorous delight over the âDinner with President Trumpâ competition! Yet, a few misgivings float about:
â The whisper says you need $300K+ to join (False);
â Suggestions that tokens are unlocking now (Nay).A veritable tempest in a tweetstorm.
â TrumpMeme (@GetTrumpMemes) April 24, 2025
As if on cue, TRUMP skyrocketed 70% this week, striding confidently at around twelve dollars per glittering token, propelled chiefly by this rarefied dining opportunity, as CoinDeskâs scoop so delicately observed.
Meanwhile, rumor-mongers on X conjured fanciful tales of a steeper entry feeâonly the holders with a portfolio swelling beyond $300,000 deemed worthyâand some even eyed the blockchainâs 220th-ranked wallet as the hallowed threshold.
To dine in fabled intimacy, thou must dwell among the top 220 holders.
This means clutching at least 27,810.12 TRUMP tokens, a princely sum of $357,916.24âambrosia for the fiscally adventurous.
â Steve (@steoniy) April 23, 2025
But lo, the wizards behind the curtain debunked these lofty tales, insisting registration on the official leaderboard is the true chalice bearer, with only the weighty temporal holdings during competition casting the vote that matters.
In this curious ledger, the reigning champion known cryptically as âSunâ hoards over 1.1 million tokensâ an emerald mountain crowned with a nearly $14 million valuation. The 220th seat, however, is occupied by a humble âHAR,â clutching a modest 35.3 TRUMP tokensâthat quaint sum of about $420, less than your average dinner for two, sans Trump.
Twenty-five wallets bask in VIP glow, where the cutoff holderâs treasure chest swells to over $400,000. The little people need not apply… or do they?
And as for the fabled unlocking of tokens? The custodians swear their sacred oath: the cliff unlock and its daily trickles will be chained tight for a further 90 days, long past the finale of this whimsical contest.
âOnce more, dear participants, the tokens shall remain in their crypt, untouched and locked, for another 90 days beyond their previous imprisonment,â the memecoin priests declared, with the solemnity befitting a digital Tolstoyan vow.
So, dear reader, clutch your $420 worth of TRUMP and prepare to dine with historyâor at least have a wildly entertaining tale for cocktail parties. đžđŠ
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