How $420 in TRUMP Could Score You a Presidential Dinner (No, Really!)

What to know:

In a twist worthy of a Dostoevskian narrative, the architects behind this memetic marvel declared on a Thursday that the supposedly Titanic stash of six-figure tokens—once thought mandatory for a presidential tête-à-tête—is but a phantom of the Internet’s imagination.

“Allow us to dispel the fog of confusion swirling across X and the media’s echo chamber,” their digital herald proclaimed. “You do not require $300,000+ to play this game; nor are we unlocking tokens mid-battle—no cloak-and-dagger here.”

As if on cue, TRUMP skyrocketed 70% this week, striding confidently at around twelve dollars per glittering token, propelled chiefly by this rarefied dining opportunity, as CoinDesk’s scoop so delicately observed.

Meanwhile, rumor-mongers on X conjured fanciful tales of a steeper entry fee—only the holders with a portfolio swelling beyond $300,000 deemed worthy—and some even eyed the blockchain’s 220th-ranked wallet as the hallowed threshold.

But lo, the wizards behind the curtain debunked these lofty tales, insisting registration on the official leaderboard is the true chalice bearer, with only the weighty temporal holdings during competition casting the vote that matters.

In this curious ledger, the reigning champion known cryptically as “Sun” hoards over 1.1 million tokens— an emerald mountain crowned with a nearly $14 million valuation. The 220th seat, however, is occupied by a humble “HAR,” clutching a modest 35.3 TRUMP tokens—that quaint sum of about $420, less than your average dinner for two, sans Trump.

Twenty-five wallets bask in VIP glow, where the cutoff holder’s treasure chest swells to over $400,000. The little people need not apply… or do they?

And as for the fabled unlocking of tokens? The custodians swear their sacred oath: the cliff unlock and its daily trickles will be chained tight for a further 90 days, long past the finale of this whimsical contest.

“Once more, dear participants, the tokens shall remain in their crypt, untouched and locked, for another 90 days beyond their previous imprisonment,” the memecoin priests declared, with the solemnity befitting a digital Tolstoyan vow.

So, dear reader, clutch your $420 worth of TRUMP and prepare to dine with history—or at least have a wildly entertaining tale for cocktail parties. 🍸🦄

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