Gold’s Fate Sealed? Bitcoin’s Rise Foretold by RSI (Spoiler: History Rhymes, Not Repeats) 📉

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In an age where the alchemists of finance dare to measure value with algorithms, Michaël Van De Poppe-a soothsayer of the blockchain age-proclaims that gold, that ancient relic of barbaric splendor, now glitters falsely against the cold, unyielding light of Bitcoin. 🏦💀

Behold the RSI, that modern oracle of market sentiment! When its digits dip below 30, it whispers heresies: “The yellow metal rots while the digital idol ascends.” And lo, history repeats its cruel jokes thrice: 2015, 2018, 2022-all bear markets, all moments when the RSI foretold Bitcoin’s resurrection. 📊✝️

“Four times the omen appears! Once more, and the priests of Gold shall kneel to the new deity,” he tweets, a prophet shouting into the void of X (formerly known as Twitter). “The 20-Week MA gap yawns wider than a banker’s conscience after champagne brunch.” 🍾📉

Yet let us not forget: History is a sly fox. It does not repeat-it merely grins and winks. And so Van De Poppe, with 816,200 followers clutching his every word like scripture, declares: “The rotation cometh. Gold’s crown rusts; Bitcoin’s sword sharpens.” ⚔️🪙

As for the skeptics who chant, “Four-year cycle! Four-year cycle!”-they are fools dancing on a roulette wheel. The year 2025 mocks their simplicity, a drunkard’s stagger through time. 🍻⏳

And thus, BTC lingers at $85,583, a mere 5.4% slide from last week’s glory. The markets breathe, the hodlers tremble, and somewhere, a goldbug weeps into his vault. 🧠💸

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2025-12-16 21:23