Genius Group’s Bold Bitcoin Gambit: Is This Nasdaq Edtech Set to Out-MicroStrategy MicroStrategy? 🚀

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  • With all the fervor of a Russian landowner seizing grain, the Genius Group’s Bitcoin treasury has swelled by 52%, now holding 100 BTC (valued at a princely sum of $10.06 million). 🍞💰
  • They aspire, in a manner reminiscent of those grand Russian dreams, to heap up 1,000 Bitcoin in their vaults, as though stacking hay for an endless winter. ❄️
  • This humble firm now rubs shoulders with fabled treasury enthusiasts such as Strategy—no, not the art of war, but the art of wallet stuffing. 🎩

It was in that era—curious and tumultuous as all eras are—that Genius Group, a firm in the field of artificial intelligence and the education of mankind, did secure for itself 100 Bitcoins, a treasure many peasants and even a handful of czars would salivate over. $10.06 million in modern currency! This fortune, some claimed, was brought about not by luck nor by the blessing of the gods, but by an edict from the exalted United States Court of Appeals on the 6th of May, 2025. The court, perhaps tired of paperwork, lifted its curse, granting the company passage into the blessed bitcoin bazaars.

The company, not wishing to be seen as timid, procured an additional 34 bitcoins last month at the average princely sum of $100,600 for each digital coin—one can imagine the accountant’s brow beading with sweat as he signed each transfer.

Alas, in the gloomy dawn of 2025, a heavy-handed law insisted the company sell the majority of its fortune—some 440 Bitcoins—much as a serf is compelled to pay his dues. This judicial raincloud gave way only in May, revealing the green shoots of Genius Group’s renewed ambition—an ambition that beckoned them toward the acquisition of precisely one thousand digital tokens, like Pierre Bezúkhov collecting philosophy books.

Roger Hamilton, their chief, took to the rostrum (perhaps more dryly than Pierre, but with no less self-assurance), pronouncing: “We are now at liberty to manage our coffers as our shareholders and esteemed board see fit. We are, let there be no mistake, bullish on Bitcoin’s ability to outlast even the most stubborn government bond.”

Strategic Push Toward 1,000 BTC Goal

Let it be said that this movement is no solitary one; across the land, companies wrangle with cryptographic code as if it were fertile soil. Only recently, on the 22nd of May, Genius Group announced a purchase of 24.5 BTC ($2.7 million—enough for a decent dacha), pressing inexorably toward their goal of 1,000 BTC. They now stand at 100, which, as Tolstoy’s elders used to say, is one-tenth of a grand, and thus not yet grounds for excessive vodka toasts.

With 5.8 million souls scattered in 100 countries relying on its educational wisdom, Genius Group sees Bitcoin as a hedge against the chaos of modern finance—a hedge perhaps, but not a fence so tall the wolves can’t get over. Their strategy bears a family resemblance to the famously gluttonous Strategy (née MicroStrategy), current hoarders of some 592,100 Bitcoin. One can only imagine MicroStrategy’s Scrooge McDuck vault, except instead of coins, the pool is filled with USB sticks and existential dread.

Yet Genius Group’s passion is not limited to simply hoarding. They intend to weave Bitcoin payments into the warp and weft of their AI-powered learning platform, a move as bold as opening a schoolhouse on the steps of the Winter Palace. All this falls within their larger scheme to foster “Genius Cities”—perhaps a place where everyone pays for their bread and wisdom in Satoshis.

And for those keeping tally at the bourse, the stock lingers at 0.38, with a market cap of $27.46 million—tiny, perhaps, but nimble! Let no one say they lack conviction: to wager one’s fate upon cryptocurrency, after all, is to believe—like Levin staring at a wheat field—that the harvest will be bountiful, and that next winter the world might finally make sense.

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2025-06-17 23:54