Oh, the times we live in! Just when you thought the world couldn’t get any more absurd, here we are, witnessing the birth of a new crypto phenomenon right after a tragic event. Yes, the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk has not only left a nation in mourning but has also sparked a bizarre and, dare I say, predictable trend in the crypto markets: the swift creation of speculative tokens that capitalize on the sorrow of many. 🤦♂️
Within mere hours of the September 10 shooting at Utah Valley University (UVU), a group of enterprising, or perhaps opportunistic, developers launched several coins bearing Kirk’s name. One of these coins managed to rake in a staggering $300,000. Who knew tragedy could be so profitable? 🎉
Reports indicate that Kirk, a young 31-year-old, was tragically killed by a single shot while speaking to a crowd of 3,000 in the university’s outdoor courtyard. The authorities are now on a manhunt, and tributes from all corners of the American political spectrum have poured in. Even former President Barack Obama expressed his condolences, calling the act “unconscionable,” while Robert F. Kennedy Jr. eulogized Kirk as “a champion of free speech.”
However, while the political world was busy paying its respects, the crypto world was busy minting money. X user Cano revealed that a developer on Solana made a cool $299,426 by launching a CHARLIE coin shortly after the shooting. Talk about timing! 🕒
Data from DexScreener further confirmed the frenzy, showing at least five different tokens named after Kirk, including the hilariously named Charlie Cartman (Charlie), RIP CHARLIE KIRK (CHARLIE), and Justice For Charlie (KIRK). Within just 13 hours, Charlie Cartman had surged to a $74.9 million market cap, driven by over 23,000 transactions and $2.4 million in trading volume. It’s as if the market was saying, “Tragedy? No problem, let’s trade!” 📈
Other tokens weren’t far behind. Justice for Charlie hit a $12.4 million market cap with over 114,000 trades in 13 hours, while RIP CHARLIE KIRK saw $28.1 million in trading volume despite some significant price drops. Meanwhile, a separate KIRK coin experienced wild price swings, plummeting 85% over six hours before rocketing up 2,260% in 24 hours. It’s enough to make your head spin! 🌀
While some traders defended the Charlie tokens as a form of digital tribute, others saw it as nothing more than profiteering from tragedy. A crypto enthusiast known as “Green” on X pointed out that investors were even selling other meme coins to jump into “Justice for Charlie,” suggesting that short-term speculation was the real motive. 🕵️♂️
This frenzy also highlights a recurring pattern: speculative tokens tied to shocking events rarely hold their value. Take, for instance, the Justice for Iryna (IRYNA) token, created after the stabbing of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska in Charlotte on August 22. It briefly spiked to $0.25 but then crashed to $0.000055 by September 11, according to CoinGecko. It’s a classic case of “pump and dump,” where retail traders are often left holding the bag. 💸
At the end of the day, these tokens lack any real utility, and their price movements often mirror the volatile nature of celebrity-death coins. While Kirk’s assassination will undoubtedly fuel political debates in the U.S., in the crypto world, it’s just another reminder of how quickly tragedy can be turned into a commodity. So, next time you see a new token pop up, maybe think twice before you buy. After all, who wants to be part of a digital memorial that’s more about making a quick buck than honoring someone’s memory? 🤔
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2025-09-11 12:38