Oh, darling, hold onto your digital wallets because the corporate catfight for Ethereum supremacy is heating up faster than a microwave burrito! 🎉 Bitmine, the blockchain tech whiz, has just elbowed its way past SharpLink Gaming to snatch the crown in the Ethereum treasury showdown. Both companies are revving their engines and accelerating their ETH hoarding strategies, signaling that ETH is officially the new black in corporate treasuries. 💼
Bitmine Zooms Past SharpLink in the Ethereum Treasury Derby
In a plot twist that even the best soap operas would envy, Bitmine has now bagged a jaw-dropping 1.2 million ETH, which is worth a staggering $4.9 billion! 💸 Yes, you heard that right-Bitmine is now the biggest corporate Ethereum holder in history. Move over, everyone else!
And get this: Bitmine’s meteoric rise is the first time any company has crossed the million ETH mark. Talk about a glow-up! 🚀 In just over a month, they skyrocketed from a mere 163,000 ETH to over a million. This buying frenzy coincides with a corporate FOMO wave, as firms scramble to grab their piece of the ETH pie before the price goes to the moon. 🌕

But wait, there’s more! Bitmine’s daily stock trading volume has blasted past $2.2 billion, making it the 25th most liquid US stock. Just a week ago, it was languishing in 42nd place. And on Monday, they racked up a whopping $9.27 billion in trading volume, making them the 7th highest in the entire US market. Talk about a glow-up! 💥
Meanwhile, SharpLink Gaming is sitting pretty in second place, clutching onto 604,026 ETH, which is worth about $2.69 billion. They’ve been steadily growing their stash, recently snagging 5,226 ETH for a cool $23.1 million. Not too shabby, right? 💁♀️
But let’s be real-SharpLink’s ETH accumulation, while impressive, is like a toddler trying to keep up with a marathon runner. Bitmine’s total ETH holdings dwarf SharpLink’s by a staggering 595,974. Ouch! 😬
Corporate Game Plan for ETH Domination
Bitmine isn’t just resting on its laurels, oh no! They’ve filed to raise a jaw-dropping $20 billion in common stock, with plans to scoop up an additional 4.5 million ETH. If they pull this off, they could control over 5% of ETH’s total supply. That’s some serious power play! 💪
On the flip side, SharpLink is playing the long game. They’ve announced a $400 million registered direct offering agreement led by global institutional investors, aiming to expand their Ethereum treasury beyond $2.69 billion. They’re all about accumulating, staking, and making ETH the star of their corporate balance sheets. 🌟

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2025-08-13 22:22