Key Highlights
- Makina Finance, that DeFi alchemist who recently discovered the joys of flash loans, has recovered 83% of the 1,299.18 ETH lost in the January 20 DUSD/USDC Curve pool exploit. A veritable Christmas for users… if Christmas involved bureaucratic-efficient multi-sig wallets.
- The MEV builder returned 920 ETH, a gesture so generous it makes “black hat” hackers weep into their coffee mugs. Meanwhile, Rocket Pool’s validator coughed up half their share, while the rest languished in smart-contract purgatory, because, as Gorky might say, the blockchain’s logic is as immutable as a blacksmith’s hammer.
- Retiring the DUSD/USDC Curve pool is a move tantamount to firing a misbehaving employee. Instead, Makina will pivot to Uniswap-a drama-free zone for those who prefer their liquidity without the glitter (or risks) of DeFi’s wilder corners.
In a twist worthy of a dime-store noir, Makina has completed its recovery mission (or at least the chapter titled “Recovery Chapter 1: The Front-Runner’s Redemption”). The grand total of 1,077.8 ETH-distributed via a recovery wallet whose address smells of anonymity and subplots-has been sent to affected users with a pro-rata precision that would make a Kremlin data analyst proud.
By January 23, the team had turned front-running into a karmic virtue, with the MEV builder returning most of the funds. Such a grand gesture, one might say the hacker got less than that Youtooz figurine. The remaining 221 ETH? It’s the blockchain’s version of a broken leash-irretrievable due to smart contract logic as stubborn as a Siberian winter.
How the Recovery Hinged on an Existential Crisis
The recovery tale hinges on two unlikely heroes: an MEV builder and a Rocket Pool validator-a duo one might imagine in a Kafkaesque fable. The hacker’s loot was split between them, like a Russian oligarch’s inheritance. The validator’s 276 ETH was split further, with 157 sent to a node operator who, in a moment of contrition rivaling Gorky’s Enemies, returned the lot. The remaining 118 ETH, however, melted into rETH’s embrace, lost to a vault only Gagarin could open.
The MEV Builder: Front-Runner or Fairy Godmother?
As fate would have it, the MEV builder-front-runner extraordinaire-reallocated its ill-gotten gains back to Makina. With the combined returns from Rocket Pool, the recovery jumped to 1,077.8 ETH, or “four-fifths of the chaos, you ungrateful mutt!” The funds were then transferred to the unassuming multi-sig wallet before being dispersed, a process so smooth it would put Mikhail Bulgakov’s Master and Margarita to shame.
Distribution: A Post-Diplomatic Correspondence
The funds, now on their way to users, were sent according to a snapshot taken at block 24273361, the ghost-like moment before the exploit’s storm. A second distribution looms, tasked with repatriating USDC fees-because nothing says “cryptopocalypse chic” like unexpected fiat remnants.
The Oracle Manipulation That Started It All
All hell broke loose when a flash loan of $280 million in USDC distorted the DUSD/USDC Curve pool. It was, in hindsight, the digital equivalent of a sous-chef with a taser in a five-star kitchen-chaos, but with math.
Curve Pool Executed, v1.1 Out of the Oven
The Curve pool is now history, replaced by a Uniswap-based escape hatch engineered for resilience. As for the v1.1 upgrade? It will arrive in time for bedtime stories for worried investors. Those with over $100,000 worth of DUSD will need to parade their identity for AML compliance, while the rest will be left in the cryptopocalypse’s shadow, clutching their USDC like overheated tech stocks.
What Awaits in the Next Chapter
Makina promises to disable Recovery Mode by January 26, though the full technical breakdown will arrive slower than a Russian postal service. Redemption will reboot with a white-glove approach for the ultra-wealthy, as the rest of the users watch from the wings. Such is the plight of the proletariat in 2026-when you lose funds, you can’t even cry anonymously.
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2026-01-24 08:36